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[Liquid Oxygen]

I bet you read these about serbians and now your just like : let me change the serbian to albanian, and post it here

 

Actually, all those jokes are ones we use on rednecks here.

[Altario]

Insults, racism, disrespectful statements and spam. I don't want to see anyone of you crying after being banned for some long time or even permanent. 

 

I'm done. 

Edited by Altario, 16 August 2013 - 04:11 PM.

[Hades III]

Insults, racism, disrespectful statements and spam. I don't want to see anyone of you crying after being banned for some long time or even permanent. 

 

I'm done. 

 

Welcome to OT, only fun place in Erepublik.

[cCcNUEVEOCHOcCc]

Insults, racism, disrespectful statements and spam. I don't want to see anyone of you crying after being banned for some long time or even permanent. 

 

I'm done. 

 

[Altario]

Welcome to OT, only fun place in Erepublik.

 

 

Insults and racism are being punished, it doesn't matter in which section this might be written in.

 

You can have fun in different ways. 

Edited by Altario, 16 August 2013 - 04:20 PM.

[Hades III]

Insults and racism are being punished, it doesn't matter in which section this might be written in.

 

You can have fun in different ways.

 

OT has a long history of being like this. You wont dictate us how we have fun. If you don't like it, leave.

[Liquid Oxygen]

[Grzechooo]

Insults, racism, disrespectful statements and spam. I don't want to see anyone of you crying after being banned for some long time or even permanent. 
 
I'm done.

[cCcNUEVEOCHOcCc]

Insults and racism are being punished, it doesn't matter in which section this might be written in.

 

You can have fun in different ways. 

 

(A good friend of mine got arrested by posting racist stuff in the Internet - 6 years ago - he's now 22)

 

                FEELS

[Liquid Oxygen]

Insults and racism are being punished, it doesn't matter in which section this might be written in.

 

You can have fun in different ways. 

 

[cLaw 94]

Q) What's the fastest thing in Kosovo?
A) An albanian with your TV.

Q) What's the second fastest thing in Kosovo?
A) His cousin with you VCR

Q) What do you call an albanian in a car?
A) A thief.
 
Q) What do you call two albanians on one bike?
A) Organized crime!

Q) How do u find the richest man in albania?
A) Roll a quarter down the street and see who picks it up.

Q) Why do albanian smell so bad?
A) So blind people can hate them too..

Q) Why do albanians drive with their windows up?
A) They think the smell is coming from outside.

Q) What do you call a bunch of albanian swimming?
A) Sewerage.

Q) Why is there always a bucket of drek at an albanian wedding?
A) To keep the flies away from the bride.

Q) What do you call an albanian in Church?
A) Holy drek.

Q) How long does it take for an albanian to go to the toilet?
A) Nine months (having a baby)

Q) What do you call an albanian who does well in a an IQ test?"
A) A cheat.
 
Q) What do you call a albanian with an IQ of 15?
A) Gifted.
 
Q) What do you call an albanian with a job?
A) A miracle.

Q) What do you do if you see an albanian drowning?
A) Throw him his wife and kids.

Q) How do you stop an albanian from drowning?
A) Take your foot off his head.

Q) What's the difference between an albanian and a bucket of drek?
A) The bucket.

Q) What do you call a pretty girl in Albania?
A) A tourist.
 
Q) Why do albanians cry during sex?
A) The Mace.

Q) How does an albanian woman fight terrorism?
A) She has an abortion.
 
Q) How do u circumcise a Albanian?
A) kick his mother in the mouth.

Q) How do u know if a girl from albania is a Virgin?
A) If she can run faster then her brothers.
 
Q) What do you call a albanian having sex?
A) Rape.

Q) What do you call an albanian with a goat under each arm?
A) a pimp

Q) What do you do if you see an albanian with half a head?
A) Stop laughing and reload.
 
Q) When is the only time you smile and wink at an albanian?
A) When you are looking through the scope of your rifle.

Q) What can a pizza do that a albanian can't?
A) Feed a family.

Q) Why don't albanians play hide and seek?
A) Because no one will look for them.

Q) What do you call a albanian with a wooden leg?
A) A waste of wood!

Q) How can you stop a albanian tank?
A) You shoot the soldier that is pushing it.

Q) Why is there a rubber-band shortage in albania?
A) They're saving it for their satellite launch.

Q) Why is there a crisis in the Albanian economy?
A) Their donkey died.
 
Q) What's the difference between a dead animal on the road and an albanian on the road?
A) You swerve to avoid the dead animal, but speed up for the albanian
 
Q) What do you do if you run over a albanian?
A) Reverse
 
An albanian girl comes home and says, "Daddy I'm pregnant!"
Her father replies, "Is is mine?"

100% crazy. Officially you need to visit a psychiatrist ASAP!

Edited by cLaw 94, 16 August 2013 - 04:24 PM.

[MDejzi]

OT has a long history of being like this. You wont dictate us how we have fun. If you don't like it, leave.

REALLY GENIUS?

That applies for this thread too : http://forum.erepubl...cts/#entry15505

instead of blabbering nonsense like you did ,leave.

[invaluable]

100% crazy. Officially you need to visit a psychiatrist ASAP!

[Hades III]

REALLY GENIUS?

That applies for this thread too : http://forum.erepubl...cts/#entry15505

instead of blabbering nonsense like you did ,leave.

 

Those threads are political disscussion. They can be fun though, like for me now because I got a thread where I can post Kittlers.

[cLaw 94]

 

No, children need patience and education

[invaluable]

No, children need patience and education

You don't deny you're a Serb. That's so nice of you!

[db87]

man. lets talk about girls. i think it is something we can all agree on. 

[cCcNUEVEOCHOcCc]

man. lets talk about girls. i think it is something we can all agree on. 

 

But Albanians like goats, no girls ._.

[Hades III]

This will turn on both parties.

 

[Altario]

man. lets talk about girls. i think it is something we can all agree on. 

 

 

Surely a good idea, we can share our experiences and discuss about stuff related to that kind of topic.

 

But... if I read some comments right here, I doubt that some guys had ever been in a relationship.