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Posted 13 August 2013 - 04:16 AM
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Posted 13 August 2013 - 04:40 AM
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Posted 13 August 2013 - 11:33 AM
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Posted 13 August 2013 - 08:50 PM
>Be 25 year old American
>go to Germany, first time in Europe
>plane lands, I applaud.
>In german airport, take off shoes, pants, leave 3 oz sample of blood, semen in quart sized ziploc
>"sir, you don't need to do that. Just walk through the metal detector"
>"sorry, nicht spriche deutsch"
>"sir, I am speaking english."
>Go directly through metal detector, do not get irradiated, do not get groped by TSA.monopoly
>Tip the security guard 5 Euro because that is the smallest paper money
Spend the first day in Frankfurt. Frankfurt is a great city because there is nothing to do so literally anywhere else you go is great.
>Walk to train station
>lots of foreigners around, can't hear any english
>walk with hand in back pocket to protect wallet
>keep other hand in side pocket to protect phone.
>Unable to operate ticket machine. Language options are Union Jack, Deutsch Flag, and France.
>Get on train without ticket.
>Gestapo officers in uniform comes up to me
>"Morgen, karte bitte"
>"I'm not Morgan."
>"Apologies, Good Morning, ticket, please."
>"Nicht spriche deutch"
>"Sir, I speak english."
>Can't understand his crazy nazimouth, tip him $30 Euro to leave me alone.
>He tips me back for being a cool American.
>Train arrives in Munich. Begin applauding.
>Nobody claps, don't want to ruin my solid American applause.
>tip every passenger for letting me solo.
>Get rental car.
>Too many pedals.
>Walk to MacDonalds to get order Double Quarter Pounder.
>Fucking idiot gives me wrong meal, end up with Hamburger Royale Kasse
>Only tip him 30%
>use burger to weigh down extra pedal
>car rolls backwards into river.
>applaud the whole way in.
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