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Poll: Who is Crazy?

After this topic: http://forum.erepublik.com/index.php?/topic/1072-hello-from-pristina-kosovo-serbia/ , we would like to know who is crazy

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#41 cCcNUEVEOCHOcCc

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 03:02 PM

Q) What's the fastest thing in Kosovo?
A) An albanian with your TV.

Q) What's the second fastest thing in Kosovo?
A) His cousin with you VCR

Q) What do you call an albanian in a car?
A) A thief.
 
Q) What do you call two albanians on one bike?
A) Organized crime!

Q) How do u find the richest man in albania?
A) Roll a quarter down the street and see who picks it up.

Q) Why do albanian smell so bad?
A) So blind people can hate them too..

Q) Why do albanians drive with their windows up?
A) They think the smell is coming from outside.

Q) What do you call a bunch of albanian swimming?
A) Sewerage.

Q) Why is there always a bucket of drek at an albanian wedding?
A) To keep the flies away from the bride.

Q) What do you call an albanian in Church?
A) Holy drek.

Q) How long does it take for an albanian to go to the toilet?
A) Nine months (having a baby)

Q) What do you call an albanian who does well in a an IQ test?"
A) A cheat.
 
Q) What do you call a albanian with an IQ of 15?
A) Gifted.
 
Q) What do you call an albanian with a job?
A) A miracle.

Q) What do you do if you see an albanian drowning?
A) Throw him his wife and kids.

Q) How do you stop an albanian from drowning?
A) Take your foot off his head.

Q) What's the difference between an albanian and a bucket of drek?
A) The bucket.

Q) What do you call a pretty girl in Albania?
A) A tourist.
 
Q) Why do albanians cry during sex?
A) The Mace.

Q) How does an albanian woman fight terrorism?
A) She has an abortion.
 
Q) How do u circumcise a Albanian?
A) kick his mother in the mouth.

Q) How do u know if a girl from albania is a Virgin?
A) If she can run faster then her brothers.
 
Q) What do you call a albanian having sex?
A) Rape.

Q) What do you call an albanian with a goat under each arm?
A) a pimp

Q) What do you do if you see an albanian with half a head?
A) Stop laughing and reload.
 
Q) When is the only time you smile and wink at an albanian?
A) When you are looking through the scope of your rifle.

Q) What can a pizza do that a albanian can't?
A) Feed a family.

Q) Why don't albanians play hide and seek?
A) Because no one will look for them.

Q) What do you call a albanian with a wooden leg?
A) A waste of wood!

Q) How can you stop a albanian tank?
A) You shoot the soldier that is pushing it.

Q) Why is there a rubber-band shortage in albania?
A) They're saving it for their satellite launch.

Q) Why is there a crisis in the Albanian economy?
A) Their donkey died.
 
Q) What's the difference between a dead animal on the road and an albanian on the road?
A) You swerve to avoid the dead animal, but speed up for the albanian
 
Q) What do you do if you run over a albanian?
A) Reverse
 
An albanian girl comes home and says, "Daddy I'm pregnant!"
Her father replies, "Is is mine?"


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Belarus > Albania


#42 El Sable de Platino

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 03:02 PM

98 is crazy



#43 Grzechooo

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 03:06 PM

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You sir, have won the forums today.

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 03:09 PM

Sorry to hurt your... Do monkeys have feelings?

Don't know.You should know it better since you'r one of them!

Do you have feelings? :lol:



#45 Grzechooo

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 03:12 PM

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#46 MDejzi

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 03:17 PM

Calling Albanian a donkey is actually a compliment.

Someone add this to the list that 'cCc' guy posted above.

Well it's better to be called a donkey than a Serb!

Add this one too ^^^ It's EPIC buhaha B)



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Posted 16 August 2013 - 03:23 PM

I voted for Nueveocho because he is good way crazy, and btw, KOSOVO IS SERBIA.



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Posted 16 August 2013 - 03:28 PM

Lemme clear this up for ya, he complimented ya h00r ass, which you should be grateful for. 

Now go suck a horse dick and wash the dishes, but first make me a sandwich

It's said that when someone runs out of arguments he automatically starts to use offensive  aka assaulter words!

Bravo,all you did up to now was proving this phrase nevertheless you'r still a booby dumba$$ and you said nothing interesting nor smart so I'm done with you cz frankly you'r way down compared to my level!

Have a nice day  :)

 
 

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 03:30 PM

Facts about Albania:

The poorest country in Europe

Has the most highest crime, murder, rape, etc. rates in Europe

Women trafficking is most predominant there (Kidnapping women and turning them into sluts and sex slaves, along with buying and selling them)

Drug Trafficing

Human organ trafficing

Citizens of Albania typically consist of gypsys, animals, thieves, homosexuals, and lesbians

The countries imports are illegal drugs, marijuana, bombs, and weapons

The countries exports are human body parts, illegal drugs, monkeys, and gays

The capital and largest city is Tirana

 

Wow, how many hours did you take to post that scum?

 

 

 

Women trafficking is most predominant there (Kidnapping women and turning them into sluts and sex slaves, along with buying and selling them)

 

1. Prostitutes aren't sluts, it's disrespectful for them who are forced with that kind of 'business'. Slut is a term used as an insult.

2. Kidnapping of women, using them as sex slave for their business, by pimps, is given all over the world and...

3. ... it's pretty much ironic to post this as an Pole. Because the number of polish prostitues and the pimps who bring them in is pretty damn high. One of the capital countries in this business and this is sad. 

 

Drugs and Marijuana is one argument. And I don't might think that there's any country in the world where you couldn't find a farm of such plants. 

 

The poorest country in Europe isn't really Albania, but even if it were it, it would be more sad than usable for racist argumentations. It's not really rich, but Poland isn't too and I don't see any reasons to use the affluence of any state for insults.

 

"has the most highest crime, murder, rape blabla in Europe"

 

- no, not really. The biggest problem their is political corruption and some criminal cases which you can find all over the world. Accusations and convicted criminals aren't really counted and being compared with other countries divided with the population and people which have reached the age of criminal responsibility blabla. 

 

"Drug trafficing"

 

- every person can smuggle their drugs into other countries and this is happening everywhere. Not only in Albania. And yes, in Poland too.

 

Animals can be found anywhere. Lesbians are by the way considered as homosexuals. 'Gypsys' can also be found all over the world. 

 

Human organ traffic - has never been confirmed. 

 

The countries exports are human body parts, illegal drugs, monkeys, and gays

 

 

you forgot Jeans and Pok√©mon. How people can be so dumb? You've to be mentally retarded. I would be ashamed to post such a crack. You're in need of psychologic help. 


Edited by Altario, 16 August 2013 - 03:31 PM.


#50 MDejzi

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 03:30 PM

Even shit is better than Albania

Same exact words that I said to  

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are applied for you too! Hajde bye  ;)



#51 Batoa

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 03:33 PM

Kosovo 2008

Catalonia 2014

 

:D

Visca Barca,Visca Catalunya o/


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#52 Gruyo Gruev

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 03:38 PM

We are all crazy motherfuckers for writing in this topic. 



#53 Grzechooo

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 03:43 PM

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tl;dr: blah blah bullshit blah blah more bullshit blah blah even more bullshit



#54 Free Area

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 03:46 PM

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#55 Grzechooo

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 03:49 PM

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#56 Altario

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 03:49 PM

tl;dr: blah blah bullshit blah blah more bullshit blah blah even more bullshit

 

 

Contra-arguments, not more. Leastaways - and I'm thanking god for this - I'm not racist or mentally retarded like some other people are. But it intersects with each other.

I just have posted some arguments to thwart his accusations. They are disrespectful, idiotic, pathetic and even crazy.



#57 cCcNUEVEOCHOcCc

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 03:52 PM

Altario, defended the biggest bullshit ever country is not even worth it


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Belarus > Albania


#58 Grzechooo

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 03:53 PM

> Albanian
> "I'm not (...) mentally retarded"

 
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Posted 16 August 2013 - 03:54 PM

 

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Posted 16 August 2013 - 03:56 PM

Q) What's the fastest thing in Kosovo?
A) An albanian with your TV.

Q) What's the second fastest thing in Kosovo?
A) His cousin with you VCR

Q) What do you call an albanian in a car?
A) A thief.
 
Q) What do you call two albanians on one bike?
A) Organized crime!

Q) How do u find the richest man in albania?
A) Roll a quarter down the street and see who picks it up.

Q) Why do albanian smell so bad?
A) So blind people can hate them too..

Q) Why do albanians drive with their windows up?
A) They think the smell is coming from outside.

Q) What do you call a bunch of albanian swimming?
A) Sewerage.

Q) Why is there always a bucket of drek at an albanian wedding?
A) To keep the flies away from the bride.

Q) What do you call an albanian in Church?
A) Holy drek.

Q) How long does it take for an albanian to go to the toilet?
A) Nine months (having a baby)

Q) What do you call an albanian who does well in a an IQ test?"
A) A cheat.
 
Q) What do you call a albanian with an IQ of 15?
A) Gifted.
 
Q) What do you call an albanian with a job?
A) A miracle.

Q) What do you do if you see an albanian drowning?
A) Throw him his wife and kids.

Q) How do you stop an albanian from drowning?
A) Take your foot off his head.

Q) What's the difference between an albanian and a bucket of drek?
A) The bucket.

Q) What do you call a pretty girl in Albania?
A) A tourist.
 
Q) Why do albanians cry during sex?
A) The Mace.

Q) How does an albanian woman fight terrorism?
A) She has an abortion.
 
Q) How do u circumcise a Albanian?
A) kick his mother in the mouth.

Q) How do u know if a girl from albania is a Virgin?
A) If she can run faster then her brothers.
 
Q) What do you call a albanian having sex?
A) Rape.

Q) What do you call an albanian with a goat under each arm?
A) a pimp

Q) What do you do if you see an albanian with half a head?
A) Stop laughing and reload.
 
Q) When is the only time you smile and wink at an albanian?
A) When you are looking through the scope of your rifle.

Q) What can a pizza do that a albanian can't?
A) Feed a family.

Q) Why don't albanians play hide and seek?
A) Because no one will look for them.

Q) What do you call a albanian with a wooden leg?
A) A waste of wood!

Q) How can you stop a albanian tank?
A) You shoot the soldier that is pushing it.

Q) Why is there a rubber-band shortage in albania?
A) They're saving it for their satellite launch.

Q) Why is there a crisis in the Albanian economy?
A) Their donkey died.
 
Q) What's the difference between a dead animal on the road and an albanian on the road?
A) You swerve to avoid the dead animal, but speed up for the albanian
 
Q) What do you do if you run over a albanian?
A) Reverse
 
An albanian girl comes home and says, "Daddy I'm pregnant!"
Her father replies, "Is is mine?"

I bet you read these about serbians and now your just like : let me change the serbian to albanian, and post it here :D


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Prishtina, Republic of Kosovo





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