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[Releasethe Krakken]

Here respected leader creates James Dean look

 

[Panis]

Here is glorious leader scouting for dirty hot round eyed white bitches.

[Releasethe Krakken]

Here respected leader invents baking

 

 

and here he invents groupies

 

 

afterwards he invented group orgy.

 

North Korea is best Korea

[Releasethe Krakken]

also pertazeta is a massive fagget

[Releasethe Krakken]

Here respected leader is at new opponent treatment center

 

[Tokihanatsu Shibou]

Dear Leader approves of this thread

 

[Flaco Jimenez]

 

 

Dear Leader installs the first phone sex line in Glorious North Korea. 

 

Only 10.99 a minute to hear patriotic speeches and music. 

 

Fapping is required. 

[Flaco Jimenez]

Glory to the Juche ideals. 

 

Dear Leader has invented the hydrogen bomb. 

 

 

Each of these men has eaten kim chee for the past month and is ready to asplode over the Yankee Imperialists. 

[Internetus Internetian]

Dear leader invents polygamy for glorious nation of North Korea.  All village elders that produce most potatos will inherit the widowed wives of the dead labourers.  More potatos=more dead labourers=more widowed wives for the most patriotic food providers of our glorious nation of North Korea!

[Internetus Internetian]

 

Dear Leader invents technique for villagers to use, called "squatting".  Now instead of passing out or laying in the dirt, villagers in rural fields without furniture nearby can take a break from their work by "squatting".  North Korean scientists are also doing research on great idea of our dear leader, that might enable people all over the world to use "squatting" for defecation as well.  Glorious nation of North Korea will spread this technique first to North Korea, and then give original benefits of glorious nation to the rest of the world!