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#1 Pertazeta

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Posted 03 January 2014 - 04:08 PM

I paid a girl $350 to cuddle for FOUR HOURS.

 

 

The girl was pretty cute too. She was not asian but she was still my type.The terms we both agreed on were we would cuddle in bed for a full 4 hours and she would tell me "i love you" at random intervals and make eye contact. However when push came to shove she refused to look at me and I had to pretty much beg her to say "i love you" and she only said it once and it sounded forced as all hell. But i guess its a mixed blessing because her voice was ****ing annoying as shit, she sounded like sarah palin.

The cuddling was amazing though once I got over the fact that she refused to make eye contact or look at me. I had to really use my imagination a lot but for a good long time it felt amazing. I only got to touch her arms but her skin was so *ing soft...it was *ing amazing. So much better than hugging my pillow because the skin was so soft and you KNOW you are hugging a real life human female! My mind was blown for a while.

At the end I tried to kiss her once but she REALLY dodged the HELL out of it. Like I went to try to kiss her and she pushed me away and jerked her head back and had a disgusted look on her face. To be fair we never agreed on kissing...we agreed there would be "nothing sexual" but we never agreed on kissing so that's kinda my fault. I kinda begged her a little to let me kiss her but she declined. I guess theres a little bootlicker in us all lol.

Overall while she did not hold her end of the bargain as far as the eye contact part goes....it was a pretty good experience and I want to do it again.

 

 

You guys think I should use the same girl again or do you think I can find a girl who would be willing to actually look at me sometimes and maybe even make eye contact, all for the same price? ($350 or less for 4 hours of cuddling). I fear I might get addicted to this.

 



#2 Releasethe Krakken

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Posted 03 January 2014 - 04:25 PM

Actually there is a real woman that does this for a living http://dailynewsdig....dling-business/  350 is way too much.  Rather pay a hooker for a day .

 

Ps yes one gets female nannies for adult babies.(that would be your next question. right?)


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#3 Flaco Jimenez

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Posted 03 January 2014 - 07:21 PM

No way Mongo. Pick a different broad. 


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#4 Shiina Sayane

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Posted 04 January 2014 - 07:11 AM

Pic or it didnt happen.



#5 Hades III

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Posted 04 January 2014 - 11:02 AM

Get a cat bro. If you feed her, she just might let you pet her, and that is way more awesome that some human woman.


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#6 Shiina Sayane

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Posted 04 January 2014 - 01:09 PM

Get a cat bro. If you feed her, she just might let you pet her, and that is way more awesome that some human woman.

Disgusting as all animal full of parasites



#7 Releasethe Krakken

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Posted 04 January 2014 - 01:55 PM

Disgusting as all animal full of parasites

get shiina she will do it for free  and she has no parasites :P


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#8 Hades III

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Posted 04 January 2014 - 02:38 PM

get shiina she will do it for free  and she has no parasites :P

 

I'm not in to whores.

that's what she gets for calling cats disgusting


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#9 Shiina Sayane

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Posted 04 January 2014 - 03:40 PM

I'm not in to whores.

that's what she gets for calling cats disgusting

 

Take it easy,I just expressed my disgust towards touching any kind of animal because they are host of many bacteria and parasite.

Otherwise yes cats are the best.



#10 Hades III

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Posted 04 January 2014 - 04:53 PM

Take it easy,I just expressed my disgust towards touching any kind of animal because they are host of many bacteria and parasite.


You fucking WHORE! Cats don't have parasites, they are divine beings sent by Basement Cat to us humans as a gift. How dare you say they are unclean you filthy human sack of rotten meat!

Otherwise yes cats are the best.


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#11 Releasethe Krakken

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Posted 04 January 2014 - 06:09 PM

You fucking WHORE! Cats don't have parasites, they are divine beings sent by Basement Cat to us humans as a gift. How dare you say they are unclean you filthy human sack of rotten meat!


I always said you are the best girl on this forum <3
wuw u <3

 

 

I once talked the shit with basement cat.  


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Posted 04 January 2014 - 10:38 PM

I'll cuddle with you for free.


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#13 Liam J. Gallagher

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Posted 04 January 2014 - 11:48 PM

Take it easy,I just expressed my disgust towards touching any kind of animal because they are host of many bacteria and parasite.

Otherwise yes cats are the best.

Its scientifically proven that animal based diseases have such a small chance of evolving to infect humans that your more likely to be hit by a train then to become patient zero.


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#14 Flaco Jimenez

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Posted 05 January 2014 - 12:20 AM

I'll cuddle with you for free.

 

 

You don't get an offer like this everyday. 


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#15 Shiina Sayane

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Posted 05 January 2014 - 07:35 AM

Its scientifically proven that animal based diseases have such a small chance of evolving to infect humans that your more likely to be hit by a train then to become patient zero.

Source?

Because as it is now this nothing

 

 

You fucking WHORE! Cats don't have parasites, they are divine beings sent by Basement Cat to us humans as a gift. How dare you say they are unclean you filthy human sack of rotten meat!


I always said you are the best girl on this forum <3
wuw u <3

 

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#16 Pertazeta

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Posted 05 January 2014 - 06:07 PM

I'll cuddle with you for free.

 

pls do



#17 Liam J. Gallagher

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Posted 05 January 2014 - 07:01 PM

Source?

Because as it is now this nothing

 

Well I couldn't find anything that supported the train thing but trust me your being over paranoid


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#18 Releasethe Krakken

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Posted 05 January 2014 - 08:18 PM

just wash your hands after you pet your pets duh


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#19 Hades III

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Posted 05 January 2014 - 09:30 PM

just wash your hands after you pet your pets duh


I eat off of my Cats...
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#20 Flaco Jimenez

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Posted 05 January 2014 - 09:52 PM

My cat is cleaner than some people I have known. 


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