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#21 Bogdan SS

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 03:17 PM

I don't have a job, because I am  rich



#22 ChewChewShoe

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 04:07 PM

Going to the dole office innit


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#23 Viridi

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 04:22 PM

I'm an astronaut.


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#24 ChewChewShoe

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 04:32 PM

I'm an astronaut.

Give me a space rock man...


"Never give in — never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honour and good sense. Never yield to force; never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy." -Winston Churchill


#25 Pertazeta

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 06:35 PM

I SELL DRUGS TO KIDS FOR A LIVING DONT JUDGE ME


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Posted 12 August 2013 - 06:36 PM

I SELL DRUGS TO KIDS FOR A LIVING DONT JUDGE ME

u got methadone?


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#27 Hades III

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 06:45 PM

Programmer.

#include <stdio.h>

 

int main()

{

 

printf("Sup m8\n");

 

return 0;

}


Edited by Hades III, 12 August 2013 - 06:45 PM.

hail satan


#28 Pertazeta

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 06:45 PM

u got methadone?

sure brah just call me 666-758-321



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Posted 12 August 2013 - 06:46 PM

sure brah just call me 666-758-321

sure


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#30 kesadzija

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 06:46 PM

Jacking off myself :D 



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Posted 12 August 2013 - 06:46 PM

Jacking off myself :D

Since when this is considered a job?


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#32 remi.remi

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 07:04 PM

Prostitute to the stars.

 

 

aka junior in high school


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Posted 12 August 2013 - 07:08 PM

Prostitute to the stars.

 

 

aka junior in high school

do you suck for free?


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#34 remi.remi

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 07:09 PM

do you suck for free?

dude no it's $100 for smiling $10,000 for cuddling end of list

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 07:11 PM

^that's it? you suck lol.


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#36 remi.remi

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 07:14 PM

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=ko-BkMKVpCs


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#37 Get What I Can

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 07:16 PM

You misspelled retarded? :P

Just kiddin

 

hahaha


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Posted 12 August 2013 - 07:18 PM

Okay, that makes sense.


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#39 Martinoz

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 07:28 PM

IT Specialist



#40 Xawery

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 08:44 PM

NDT






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