Polish Military Fighting Off Mutated Chicken Sent By Ukrainian Rebels In Warsaw!
#1
Posted 23 October 2014 - 10:23 PM
#2
Posted 23 October 2014 - 10:57 PM
CNN has recently reported that Ukrainian rebels have released a mutated chicken into Warsaw. Polish military quickly intervened, but due to poor equipment and lack of discipline, had difficulties repealing the war beast. A prostitute was able to capture this picture outside her apartment, as the chicken ravaged the city of Warsaw, while the Polish military desperately tried to repeal the war beast. Obama has commented on this incident saying during a speech "America is truly troubled by [this] tragedy and is willing to offer aid to Warsaw". Obama further stated, "We suspect that Putin and Russia is behind this attack, we suspect that Russia gave the rebels in Ukraine this chicken of mass destruction". Immediately after Obama's speech and a phone call to the head of the UN, the UN also blamed Russia. The UN is claiming that the chicken was created in the Crimea, and is a mixture of a scientific blend of a Georgian, Chicken, and Bear that mated with some random turkish slut. America is threatening Russia with an embargo. It was later reported by Russia Today that when Putin heard of the possibility of an embargo, he chuckled to himself. Later, Mr. Putin gave a call to Mr. Obama, which went unanswered. According to the Whitehouse, Obama was sick from stomach flu and couldn't take the call. An DC insider has reported, that during the call, Obama had actually locked himself into his bathroom, and was lying in the fetal position and could be heard crying and whimpering to himself. The Whitehouse has made no response to these allegations.
Associated Press- Proudly bought and paid for by the West and Zionists
Edited by Internetus Internetian, 23 October 2014 - 10:58 PM.
#3
Posted 24 October 2014 - 07:21 AM
Obviously a lie - there are no Turkish sluts
#4
Posted 24 October 2014 - 11:02 PM
Obviously a lie - there are no Turkish sluts
Then you have never been to Germany. The land of hundreds of thousands of turkish girls wanting nothing more then to flee and deny their families, reject Islam, rip off their hijab and take off their clothes, and run through the city streets naked to feel what the air is like for the first time on their life, and then when they see the big hairy blonde blue eyed giant there, they jump on all fours in excitement, as the German barbarian rams them as if he was thrusting her back to Mongolia, enjoying each and every moment. Her family might be viewing their turkish slut with shame, but all the turkish slut can think is, "wow this guy is way bigger and better then my cousin was"...
#5
Posted 24 October 2014 - 11:02 PM
Obviously a lie - there are no Turkish sluts
By the way what is your nationality? I am curious.
#6
Posted 25 October 2014 - 04:23 AM
my eRep nationality or my RL nationality?
#7
Posted 25 October 2014 - 05:13 AM
my eRep nationality or my RL nationality?
RL nationality?
#8
Posted 25 October 2014 - 08:55 AM
I could be described as a Roman or as an Egyptian. But at present our caravans are camped in Albaina \o/
So I am not sure
#9
Posted 27 October 2014 - 07:03 AM
I could be described as a Roman or as an Egyptian. But at present our caravans are camped in Albaina \o/
So I am not sure
Is it ok if I just refer to you as a confused gypsy then?
#10
Posted 27 October 2014 - 11:47 AM
cross my palm with silver and I probably can answer that
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