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[turullu44]

http://www.erepublik...t1-2469326/1/20

[cvtscz2]

Here's my story (77 words):

"Plato and Lana party on and on.

They dance and drink and have a lot of fun.

 

But one has to puke before the day began.

If you ask why history might say: 

"The drinks were too strong. They weren't able to play."

Who is the one, the girl or the man?

 

Nobody knows - so no one can tell. 

Drinks do their best, sending all sinners to hell.

But YOLO - so we're celebrating as well."

 

Maybe copy it to google translator and push "listening" button. Sounds quite good.   
 

Edited by cvtscz2, 20 November 2014 - 10:23 PM.

[cumcumcuma]

plato is like santa.  every birthday gives a big presents for us.  7 years have pasted since Lana and Plato met in that chicken festival. They both remember it like it was yesterday

[Thersitis]

My name is Thersitis, i am coming from Greece and i am going to sing you a little song.

 

The name of the song is: "Plato sings to Lana".

 

       crAAAzy, crazy girl

       crAAAzy, crazy girl

       crAAAzy, crazy girl

       crazy, crazy giEEErl

 

 

Thank you.

Edited by Thersitis, 20 November 2014 - 11:15 PM.

[TomislavRexCroatorum]

One day total number of erep players dropped drastically, profit was poor. Plato could not afford to sniff first grade cocaine out of naked prostitutes on daily base. 

[Baranac1]

Lana was a FIT princess and she had her seven little dwarf years; Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Sneezy, Dopey, Stealthy, Dreamy!

They all lived happily in their server land untill the evil warlock Plato showed up.
He did not hate the seven little dwarf years, but he loved Lana so much that he had to BAN each and every one of them so he could have no competition and live happily ever after with the FIT princess Lana!

^^Here are my 77 words for your 7th birthday with 7 different years as main characters, and 7 names for those years and a reason for Lana and Plato to fall in love and live 7 lives as happy as possible!
Happy birthday!

[NorthAfricaCorps]

Exactly 77 own words:

 

It's eRep's 7th anniversary. Plato gets up early. It's cold. But he's happy because today he'll dance with Lana. Plato is tired when he walks to the eRep labors afoot. His car hasn't started. The day doesn't begin as he wished. But Plato is sure, this anniversary will become truly epic! This Lana is epic! eRep is epic! Plato arrives. But the door is not open. eRep labs are closed. Nobody's there. Suddenly the headless chicken appears: "Connection timed out. We are experiencing some tehnical dificulties and we are working on fixing those. We assure you that no data was compromised and that we will try our best to restore the site to a fully functional state as soon possible."

[roozgar]

plato and lana on tea party:

"Do you remember you said a second life can be interesting seven years ago" lana said and get the cup of coffee close to his chin.

Warm and fragrant aromas of coffee in the cold winter's caress his face

plato take a look to the lake and said:"We reach everything we want and miss anything we aren't appreciated."

"stop plato,please stop making enigma,in all words and sentences.. " lana said and take out a cigarette from the box on the table.

[Votrag]

Plato and Lana on the seventh erepublik aniversary party

are having a very very  very  very  very  very  very  very 

 very  very  very  very  very  very  very  very  very  very 

 very  very  very  very  very  very  very  very  very  very 

 very  very  very  very  very  very  very  very  very  very 

 very  very  very  very  very  very  very  very  very  very 

 very  very  very  very  very  very  very good time 

[Johon Lennon]

Hi to everyone, every where that you are, I want to get gold Plato, please, don´t be cruel. All I do is fight all the day. I wanna have money. I need it Plato. This not interesting, but i have to do it. Thank you Plato, thanks eRepublik, tanks everyone. And happy birthday Plato and Lana, happy birthday to all you. Plato and Lana on the seventh eRepublik anniversary party are having a very, very, very good time. Good bye and be free beautiful people.

Edited by Johon Lennon, 21 November 2014 - 02:50 AM.

[Don Croata]

Here's my contest article: http://www.erepublik...le-2469419/1/20

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Plato fix the game

I f*cking beg you!

What have you done? 

Erep is now, just a dying sun!

[Me Or You]

7wonders in 7th birthday anniversary so pick up delicious gifts;plato said it to lana.

Edited by Me Or You, 21 November 2014 - 06:11 AM.

[AdanaliKatliamci]

I like this game since 2012.

[Releasethe Krakken]

Plato and Lana told me :Clean up your act

Jack.

How come I asked in much distress

Is a bit of Irish cursing not allowed in your press

Naw they said it causes a wee bit of a mess

And Lana has her eyes on you little lad

Which makes me Plato a tad bit mad.

Edited by Releasethe Krakken, 21 November 2014 - 08:15 AM.

[HonoreDeBalzac]

who is lana?

[L MB]

one day Platon and Lana economic module repaired for 7th Anniversary and everything went eRe happily ever

[BLAGULA]

Game getting closer to heaven

Because Plato reaching number seven

[NorthAfricaCorps]

I like this game since 2012.

joking stories are best stories

[Releasethe Krakken]

Oy I said and she Lana is so pretty

This news of our impending love affair made me quite giddy

Krakken Lana said hold your horses

You know not of Plato's forces

 

Arghhh Blarney Stone I reacted quite disappointed

Will I get fraction Pointed

Naw she said I fear she cried his icy stares

Edited by Releasethe Krakken, 21 November 2014 - 01:26 PM.

[lostsoul]

It all started as normal evening, drinking and eating good food.

Both Plato and Lana had a good time with all guests at the party.

They met lot of new people and socialized with them.

They all spoke about last 7 years and what has happened in eRepublik, good and bad.

This would have been fun but sadly, it wasn't true.

The truth was, both were playing eRepublik at home whole night.

They forgot the whole party.