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[Hades III]

You're not even making sense, you faggot,

[Dr Hugh Jardon]

You're not even making sense, you faggot,

 

Of course not because you are delirious from hunger probably, i have read it is what happens at times to poor families. Sit down, relax, deep breaths, have a bowl of water and try writing some more Faggot comedy for your tour. We'll make sure you get so much money you can finally buy that gold pack and eat at those fancy restaurants you have always dreamed of - like KFC and Burger King.

[Panis]

This one is much more fun and I have long term plans for this place...

Trust me you'll leave, they all do eventually. You're not the first, and you won't be the last.

 

[Dr Hugh Jardon]

Really? Well trust me Penis i think you'll be gone before me 

[Panis]

Really? Well trust me Penis i think you'll be gone before me 

 

You're in for a long haul my friend, I've been coming here for 5 years.

Edited by Panis, 18 January 2015 - 12:24 AM.

[BOUD1CCA]

Yes, imagine with a name like Panis - its obvious that what you really meant was Penis.

But then again that would be obvious only to uneducated pommies with a low IQ who have no idea about Latin (other than thinking it was a place in America somewhere).

 

 

Lucky you did not go full retard and call yourself Huge Hardon. 

[Panis]

Yes, imagine with a name like Panis - its obvious that what you really meant was Penis.

 

Yeah I'm not really sure why people assume calling me penis would be insulting, as if I wasn't intentionally referencing the word penis in the first place.

[Dr Hugh Jardon]

Yes, imagine with a name like Panis - its obvious that what you really meant was Penis.

But then again that would be obvious only to uneducated pommies with a low IQ who have no idea about Latin (other than thinking it was a place in America somewhere).

 

 

Lucky you did not go full retard and call yourself Huge Hardon. 

 

I do not know where you are getting this impression that I don’t like you BOUD1CCA, i have a soft spot for you if truth be told. In fact I am starting to get annoyed at these people mocking your mental state of mind and saying it is fragile. Just the other day my kettle wouldn’t boil. Well i have british Gas home insurance which includes repairs to electrical appliances...i have a fear of electricity after I got an unexpected surprise from my invention the shower-toaster for busy executives that like to eat and wash. Anyway you could say a watched kettle doesn’t boil because mine certainly did LOL. So the electrician came out, turned it on and it started to boil. Hmmmm, i knew straight away that he had hacked my kettle to stop me using it before the sneaky dishonest bitch and made sure i gave him a piece of my mind (no that isn’t mocking you cherub) and sent him on his way. Upon inspection he was right and i hadn’t been hacked but i had never flipped the switch to boil the kettle. Well British Gas rang me about the incident and I apologised by saying I had never accused him or insulted him and he is a liar so all’s well that ends well. If they take it further then I will say they are bullying me and then THAT will be the end of the matter as far as I am concerned.

...but this shows just how easy it is/was to do a ‘BOUD1CCA’ as it is known.

[Dr Hugh Jardon]

Yeah I'm not really sure why people assume calling me penis would be insulting, as if I wasn't intentionally referencing the word penis in the first place.

 

I'm not insulting you my little Penis, i sussed it straight away but BOUD1CCA seems to struggle with the concept of 'user names' and doesn't realise that they aren't real. Hey ho one day her carer will take the cardboard sword from her and she might realise she isn't a leader fighting a roman invasion.

 

Schizophrenics eh? 

[BOUD1CCA]

Doctor Faggot, I keep getting the impression that you are stroking yourself while you dash off your posts. 

 

It must be a real skill to type one handed.  Did it come naturally, or do you train regularly ?

[Hades III]

Nobody cares about your life, faggot.

 

[Dr Hugh Jardon]

Nobody cares about your life, faggot.

 

 

Can't sleep eh? Must be tough trying to go to sleep on an empty stomach, lying there while it is growling loudly like a BOUD1CCA post when she has been logged out of her account...sorry hacked from her account.

 

Anyway, i don't mean to tease a starving young lad but I can't help myself...do you want fries with that kid?

 

Sorry, that was evil of me. My apologies my poor friend 

[Dr Hugh Jardon]

Doctor Faggot, I keep getting the impression that you are stroking yourself while you dash off your posts. 

 

It must be a real skill to type one handed.  Did it come naturally, or do you train regularly ?

 

Personally if i could type as good as you do with mittens on as i do with one hand then i would be impressed. I am guessing you are forced to wear that due to self scratching of the face? Your carer told me it resembled a badly kept 1970's vinyl record 

[Hades III]

You're not even slightly amusing as a wannabe troll since you try too hard to be funny but you're also not even annoying ...I guess you're just a faggot.

 

[Panis]

I'm not insulting you my little Penis

 

Are you sure? I was almost offended.

 

[Dr Hugh Jardon]

You're not even slightly amusing as a wannabe troll since you try too hard to be funny but you're also not even annoying ...I guess you're just a faggot.

 

 

Oh now come my poor friend that is just the hunger talking. When have I claimed I am funny? Seriously you need to go downstairs and make yourself a bowl of water because you are getting very grumpy.I don't blame you of course, but i do appreciate the difficulty of pretending you have never brought gold due to principals rather than lack of financial funds. Is there not a benefit system you could try? Surely poor and deprived families such as yours can not be allowed to go hungry and without gold packs.

 

Have you asked the admins if you can have a sample gold pack??? You never know until you try 

[Dr Hugh Jardon]

Are you sure? I was almost offended.

 

 

Then it's a good job I wasn't trying then my little penis 

Edited by Dr Hugh Jardon, 18 January 2015 - 01:01 AM.

[Hades III]

my little penis 

 

That explains a lot. 

 

[Dr Hugh Jardon]

That explains a lot. 

 

 

Yes, it does doesn't it. However must hurt you knowing that i have more meat in my ''junk'' than you have on an entire months dinner table 

[Hades III]

I'd rather be hungry than have a small dick...and you're also a faggot so life sure isn't easy for you, Pray to Adolf.