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#1 Releasethe Krakken

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Posted 22 January 2015 - 09:45 AM

Hugh could not life with himself.  He was a massive lozer.  He could not bear the shame of his tiny peker stuck to the pole and the subsequent anquish.  He went into full blown predator mode.  His first vicim was Claire aged 7.  Claire was innocent but yet intelligent.

 

After writing for 10 months to her she finally allowed him to visit her.  He was very excited when he sat in the Fish and chips diner he chose for the meeting.

 

His tiny peker was erect but luckily it was so tiny nobody could see it.

 

When Claire came in he had to hold it in.  Stop being so vivacious he thought.  Poor Dr Hugh Jardon if only he knew it was a trap.

 

As he took her to the room they ran in.  He could not keep it in anymore his jiz squirted all over the front of his pants.

 

Poor loser.  Soon to be poor registered sex offender.  And he did not even had sex with her...

 

Luckily for him  his sentence was short because of the lack of penetration.   6  Months he was quite a favorite and was a prison bitch to a lot of hardline criminals.  

 

Its was Monday the 19th of January 2015.  He was standing in front of the door.  A young man opened the door.  Yes he said.

 

Hello Im Dr Hugh Jardon here is my notice letter .  I'M a sexu...al offender and life in your neighborhood.

 

The guy took the notice and closed the door.  Who is it honey he heard his wife ask.

 

Just some poor old pervert fag Hon...


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Posted 22 January 2015 - 09:52 AM

Billy made a new thread. Billy is trying to hard. Shall we help Billy out? We will all say 'LOL good job Billy'

 

LOL Good job Billy.

 

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Posted 22 January 2015 - 10:00 AM

He was in a trap how would he meet girls.  Poor Dr Hugh Jardon who liked to call himself Billy in secret.

 

billyy was DR Jardon's nick Billy8 .

 

The feds was actually stupid they never checked such stuff.  

 

His home was a dump and he lived in darkness.

 

The neighbours would holler insults at him when they saw lights in hs house.

 

It was him alone in his house with just the flicker of the computer screen to entertain him.  

 

nobody worked for him very long.  They would work and complain about the state of his house.  But soon someone would approach him.  He once stepped in front of his exit door as a latino domestic worker told him she is leaving and she cant work for a pervert.

 

She started hollering hysterically get out of my way.  Get out of my way you sick pervert.  He nervously stepped into another room as she he heard her leave the room he could hear her scream.  Mothafu*


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Posted 22 January 2015 - 10:03 AM

He was in a trap how would he meet girls.  Poor Dr Hugh Jardon who liked to call himself Billy in secret.

 

billyy was DR Jardon's nick Billy8 .

 

The feds was actually stupid they never checked such stuff.  

 

His home was a dump and he lived in darkness.

 

The neighbours would holler insults at him when they saw lights in hs house.

 

It was him alone in his house with just the flicker of the computer screen to entertain him.  

 

nobody worked for him very long.  They would work and complain about the state of his house.  But soon someone would approach him.  He once stepped in front of his exit door as a latino domestic worker told him she is leaving and she cant work for a pervert.

 

She started hollering hysterically get out of my way.  Get out of my way you sick pervert.  He nervously stepped into another room as she he heard her leave the room he could hear her scream.  Mothafu*

 

Seems like Billy needs more help from his friends. Billy seems to be really trying today. How about we say 'You are the funniest Billy' and add a big smiley face? Shall we?

 

:) You are the funniest Billy. Well done.

 

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Posted 22 January 2015 - 10:09 AM

It was dark when he heard the window broke.  Some kids he thought.  He was save though.  his room was to the back of the house and made sure to install stopper doors and metal doors inbetween.

 

Short of they burning him down he was save.

 

He lost everything in the case.  Damn lawyers!  He was never well off.  Well perhaps he could have looked better after his finances.  There was the massive Enron investment.

 

With his last money he bought this house.  It was in a poor neighbourhood.  Did the feds understand what the consequences was of notifying everyone in a poor neigbourhood of his status.  Lots of woman spat on him.  He saw murder in the men's eyes.  

 

It was latino and he did not belong.

 

God he hated the darkness.


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Posted 22 January 2015 - 10:11 AM

It was dark when he heard the window broke.  Some kids he thought.  He was save though.  his room was to the back of the house and made sure to install stopper doors and metal doors inbetween.

 

Short of they burning him down he was save.

 

He lost everything in the case.  Damn lawyers!  He was never well off.  Well perhaps he could have looked better after his finances.  There was the massive Enron investment.

 

With his last money he bought this house.  It was in a poor neighbourhood.  Did the feds understand what the consequences was of notifying everyone in a poor neigbourhood of his status.  Lots of woman spat on him.  He saw murder in the men's eyes.  

 

It was latino and he did not belong.

 

God he hated the darkness.

 

Billy's so thankful we liked his post. This made Billy smile. Then Billy laughed. Billy is a very special boy. We love you Billy.

 

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Posted 22 January 2015 - 10:13 AM

Here is only "conquest" that poor old gramps can actually manage.

Here is he sharing a tender moment with "Claire"  (dancing to the music Living Doll)   He is happy that he has a friend who is prepared to do whatever he wants - but sadly he realises there is something lacking :(

 

Probably explains why he lurks around Special Schools. Unfortunately for him the children there are rather smarter than he is, and he does not have much success - even after he changed his name to Billy & everything

 

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Posted 22 January 2015 - 10:15 AM

Here is only "conquest" that poor old gramps can actually manage.

Here is he sharing a tender moment with "Claire"  (dancing to the music Living Doll)   He is happy that he has a friend who is prepared to do whatever he wants - but sadly he realises there is something lacking :(

 

Probably explains why he lurks around Special Schools. Unfortunately for him the children there are rather smarter than he is, and he does not have much success - even after he changed his name to Billy & everything

 

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This is Billys friend. Billys friend can hear voices. But Billys friend is not a psychic. Billys friend has go faster stripes on her arms. Do they make you run faster Billys friend? Billys friend likes to scream at people. Billys friend seems unhappy and screamed at an admin yesterday. Poor admin. Poor Billys friend.  :(

 

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Posted 22 January 2015 - 10:21 AM

The darkness was no his friend.  He decided to sleep in the day and stay awake in the night.

 

Would calling the police help  He put a wooden awning over his windows .  

 

 

He just had to take the job.  Caring for people of his own age was one of the few jobs he could actually do.

 

He needed the money to raise his fence or die.

 

Yesterday some mexican teens cornered him in a supermarket.  Hey gringo you that mothaf* that f* young kids.  Huh grandpa.

 

He ran to his house .  They mocked him and pretended they were following him.

 

 

Afterwards he stood in his kitchen drinking to calm his nerves.

 

F*  Fed Motherf*


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Posted 22 January 2015 - 10:22 AM

The darkness was no his friend.  He decided to sleep in the day and stay awake in the night.

 

Would calling the police help  He put a wooden awning over his windows .  

 

 

He just had to take the job.  Caring for people of his own age was one of the few jobs he could actually do.

 

He needed the money to raise his fence or die.

 

Yesterday some mexican teens cornered him in a supermarket.  Hey gringo you that mothaf* that f* young kids.  Huh grandpa.

 

He ran to his house .  They mocked him and pretended they were following him.

 

 

Afterwards he stood in his kitchen drinking to calm his nerves.

 

F*  Fed Motherf*

 

Billy had gone two days without a potato thread. Billy had made lost of threads. Billy was so proud. We are proud of Billy. Billy can write for a long time. Clever boy Billy.

 

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Posted 22 January 2015 - 10:47 AM

This Huge Jardon Story has legs,

 

I believe we can make it into a Hugely (geddit \o/) popular article.

One that actually can be used to show what happens to a person's mind when they start masturbating too early & learn about sex from Russian internet sites.



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Posted 22 January 2015 - 10:49 AM

This Huge Jardon Story has legs,

 

I believe we can make it into a Hugely (geddit \o/) popular article.

One that actually can be used to show what happens to a person's mind when they start masturbating too early & learn about sex from Russian internet sites.

yes its coming out nicely  I was working on a type of Purge novel creating a different purgatory but this has potential to. :)


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Posted 22 January 2015 - 10:50 AM

This Huge Jardon Story has legs,

 

I believe we can make it into a Hugely (geddit \o/) popular article.

One that actually can be used to show what happens to a person's mind when they start masturbating too early & learn about sex from Russian internet sites.

 

Billys friend scares Billy when her face gets itchy, Billy cries when she won't stop scratching it. Billy gets upset when people pin down Billys friend to stop her. Billys friend say the voces make her do it. Billy didn't hear anyone else talk. Silly Billys friend. 

 

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Posted 22 January 2015 - 10:51 AM

yes its coming out nicely  I was working on a type of Purge novel creating a different purgatory but this has potential to. :)

 

Billy was proud of his posts today. Billy felt he was funny. Billy posted pictures with words and animal pictures. You've had a busy day Billy.

 

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Posted 22 January 2015 - 12:19 PM

Hugh could not life with himself.  He was a massive lozer.  He could not bear the shame of his tiny peker stuck to the pole and the subsequent anquish.  He went into full blown predator mode.  His first vicim was Claire aged 7.  Claire was innocent but yet intelligent.

 

After writing for 10 months to her she finally allowed him to visit her.  He was very excited when he sat in the Fish and chips diner he chose for the meeting.

 

His tiny peker was erect but luckily it was so tiny nobody could see it.

 

When Claire came in he had to hold it in.  Stop being so vivacious he thought.  Poor Dr Hugh Jardon if only he knew it was a trap.

 

As he took her to the room they ran in.  He could not keep it in anymore his jiz squirted all over the front of his pants.

 

Poor loser.  Soon to be poor registered sex offender.  And he did not even had sex with her...

 

Luckily for him  his sentence was short because of the lack of penetration.   6  Months he was quite a favorite and was a prison bitch to a lot of hardline criminals.  

 

Its was Monday the 19th of January 2015.  He was standing in front of the door.  A young man opened the door.  Yes he said.

 

Hello Im Dr Hugh Jardon here is my notice letter .  I'M a sexu...al offender and life in your neighborhood.

 

The guy took the notice and closed the door.  Who is it honey he heard his wife ask.

 

Just some poor old pervert fag Hon...

 

 

10/10 would read again. 


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Posted 22 January 2015 - 12:20 PM

10/10 would read again. 

 

Whilst sleeping with these hookers and doing this make believe coke?

 

:lol:  I find your stories better though less impressive as the one above written by Billy


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Posted 22 January 2015 - 12:34 PM

He was working in the old age home now.  The smell old coots was annoying him nonetheless.  Does people never know when to just let everything go.  But he was in a financial predicament and he Dr Hugh Jardon would just have to bear it out.

 

old Wally was the worse.  Hugh could you wheel me to the restroom he would say in a croony old voice.  Upon arrival he would say. You took too long.  And then Dr yes you heard it Dr Jardon had to clean the sh*.

 

This was before the incident though.

 

It happened almost too quick for him.

 

Wendy was her name.  Cleaning out her room and with his back to her he just felt her slink all over his backside.  You come to take me honey she said in her old voice.

 

No miss he croaked.  Why not are you shy?  she asked .  no miss it wont be appropriate.  Oh she said and winningly smiled you want payment  She took out 10000 dollah out of a bag.

 

He was hesitant she picked p on it and threw him on the bed.  "What should he do""  His panis got hard.  As hard as blue steel.  He couldnt .  Her old naked body was all over him.  Before he knew it she forced herself on him.

 

He was raped.  He Dr Hugh Jordan by a old coot and for what a measly 10000 dollah.


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Posted 22 January 2015 - 12:46 PM

He was working in the old age home now.  The smell old coots was annoying him nonetheless.  Does people never know when to just let everything go.  But he was in a financial predicament and he Dr Hugh Jardon would just have to bear it out.

 

old Wally was the worse.  Hugh could you wheel me to the restroom he would say in a croony old voice.  Upon arrival he would say. You took too long.  And then Dr yes you heard it Dr Jardon had to clean the sh*.

 

This was before the incident though.

 

It happened almost too quick for him.

 

Wendy was her name.  Cleaning out her room and with his back to her he just felt her slink all over his backside.  You come to take me honey she said in her old voice.

 

No miss he croaked.  Why not are you shy?  she asked .  no miss it wont be appropriate.  Oh she said and winningly smiled you want payment  She took out 10000 dollah out of a bag.

 

He was hesitant she picked p on it and threw him on the bed.  "What should he do""  His panis got hard.  As hard as blue steel.  He couldnt .  Her old naked body was all over him.  Before he knew it she forced herself on him.

 

He was raped.  He Dr Hugh Jordan by a old coot and for what a measly 10000 dollah.

 

Billy is so happy his friends have come. Billy hates being alone. Billy struggles on his own. You're not alone Billy. Stop being silly.

 

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Posted 22 January 2015 - 12:47 PM

ROFL, this will certainly be a best seller.

Krakken you better make sure Plato does not somehow grab the Royalties.  I would not put it past him.

Or even those moderators here :(



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Posted 22 January 2015 - 12:49 PM

ROFL, this will certainly be a best seller.

Krakken you better make sure Plato does not somehow grab the Royalties.  I would not put it past him.

Or even those moderators here :(

 

Billys psychic friend is happy. The voices have given her bright lights and music in her head. Billy likes it when his psychic friend is calm. Billy says it rarely happens. Lets hope Billys psychic friend doesn't get another day of being ignored by the admins. There will be a lot of drool and blood to mop up then Billy. Poor Billys psychic friends carer.

 

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