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[Releasethe Krakken]

ROFL, this will certainly be a best seller.

Krakken you better make sure Plato does not somehow grab the Royalties.  I would not put it past him.

Or even those moderators here

yeah and watch the retard mocking him above pretending to more stupid than he actually is. Guess its true what they say "there is always someone dumber"

[Flaco Jimenez]

 

 

I spit coffee out on this one. This should be Dr Faggets sig line. 

[Dr Hugh Jardon]

I spit coffee out on this one. This should be Dr Faggets sig line. 

 

Billy thought Jimmy was laughing at him when he drooled. He wasn't Billy. he might have been laughing at your psychic friend as she drools. I am sure he wasn't laughing at you Billy. Jimmy is your best friend. Jimmy can get you coke and hookers if you ask...we are sure he can...he wouldn't be lying would he?

[Releasethe Krakken]

Billy thought Jimmy was laughing at him when he drooled. He wasn't Billy. he might have been laughing at your psychic friend as she drools. I am sure he wasn't laughing at you Billy. Jimmy is your best friend. Jimmy can get you coke and hookers if you ask...we are sure he can...he wouldn't be lying would he?

it seems he is losing it.  grandpa billy is dead you banged him into his grave.  stop projecting you sick old f*

[Flaco Jimenez]

[Dr Hugh Jardon]

 

Billy friend Jimmy has taken time away from drugs and hookers to use google images. Billy likes it when Jimmy isn't doing illegal drugs. We don't think he has even started them yet Billy...

[Dr Hugh Jardon]

it seems he is losing it.  grandpa billy is dead you banged him into his grave.  stop projecting you sick old f*

 

Billy seems to be getting to excited. When Billy gets too excited he gets frustrated. Billy then begins getting angry. Billy says it is a different angry to his psychic friend. Just don't reach for the razors like her Billy...please don't.

 

[Flaco Jimenez]

 

Dr Fagget is Geoffrey Leonard. 

[Dr Hugh Jardon]

 

Dr Fagget is Geoffrey Leonard. 

 

Jimmy said he is searching images while doing coke off a hooker again. Billy is starting to get a little tired of Jimmys stories. But Billy is a nice boy so will just go along with Jimmys stories. Good boy Billy.

Edited by Dr Hugh Jardon, 22 January 2015 - 01:23 PM.

[Releasethe Krakken]

Jimmy said he is searching images while doing coke off a hooker again. Billy is starting to get a little tired of Jimmys stories. But Billy is a nice boy so will just go along with Jimmys stories. Good boy Billy.

actually his story is plausible.

[Dr Hugh Jardon]

actually his story is plausible.

 

It sure does Billy, it sure does. 

 

[BOUD1CCA]

Its time for another episode of the Hugh Jardon Life Story. Or by its other title, The Faggets Progress, a Cautionary Tale.

 

After his time with Mistress Wendy Oldenandwrinkley, Hugh just had to get away from the Home, in fact from all human contact while he sorted out the conflicting feelings of excitement, satisfaction & disgust - so he ran, Run forest Run, he fled eastwards losing all track of time.

Eventually exhaustion brought him to a standstill and he looked around.

And in front of him, there in the wood,

a piggywig stood

with a ring on the end of her nose.

 

The piggy looked happy, as happy as a pig in shit - which is not surprising. Hugh found the happiness uplifting & being a pom he was not at all put off by the hygiene issue.

On closer examination, he those plump meaty thighs, that "come on" look in those little piggy eyes.

And best of all - all those boobies!!!   Phwaargh said Hugh his blood starting to stir, his anatomy starting to twitch.

And better yet, the piggy winked at him, and turning around, wagged its piggy butt at him.

 

"That's it" said Hugh, "an invitation if ever I saw one, that pig is such a slut, no court would convict me for what is going to happen next.  If that piggy was not asking for it, it (she) should have worn a burkah.

 

Unzipping his pants & climbing into the piggy's sty, concentrating on fuxxing right.

He heard a dark voice behind him speak

And he looked round in a state of fright

 

He saw three faces, one man, some Macedonian brothers from the gutta.

They looked him up and down and they said to each otha.

 

"Hey, isn't that Hugh Jardon, the one who said so many smart arsed things about the real Macedonia, and now he has come visiting" (evil smiles)

Hugh prided himself on never learning peasant - but he got the message here very clearly

Yes, Hugh had run so far eastwards - guess where he ended up - Karma is such a bitch.

 

If Hugh possessed any intelligence above low level retard, he would have kept his mouth shut - or even said something inspired like he came all the way to beg forgiveness etc.

But sadly these were skills he never (in his whole life) learnt.

"Its not Macedonia its fyr......"

He was rudely interrupted "That's a juicy mouth Hugh there, lets fill it"

Rough peasant hands grabbed him, ripping his clothes off; twisting his ears

"squeal piggy" the hard voices said, "Squeal like a good little porker"

"Wheeeeeee, wheeeee" Hugh squealed.

He just knew some really bad stuff was going to go down soon - bad, but in some ways strangely exciting for him.

Censored

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Hugh hurried back to the Old Age Home, sinking Pina Colada's (well he was rich - we know how he earned his money)

He heard a croaky old voice beside him say "would you like something hotter?"

It was Mistress Wendy Oldenandwrinkley again.

"My dear little douchbagget, you are walking like a cowboy"

"You know that cowboys make me HOT"

 

the story continues................

[Dr Hugh Jardon]

Its time for another episode of the Hugh Jardon Life Story. Or by its other title, The Faggets Progress, a Cautionary Tale.

 

After his time with Mistress Wendy Oldenandwrinkley, Hugh just had to get away from the Home, in fact from all human contact while he sorted out the conflicting feelings of excitement, satisfaction & disgust - so he ran, Run forest Run, he fled eastwards losing all track of time.

Eventually exhaustion brought him to a standstill and he looked around.

And in front of him, there in the wood,

a piggywig stood

with a ring on the end of her nose.

 

The piggy looked happy, as happy as a pig in shit - which is not surprising. Hugh found the happiness uplifting & being a pom he was not at all put off by the hygiene issue.

On closer examination, he those plump meaty thighs, that "come on" look in those little piggy eyes.

And best of all - all those boobies!!!   Phwaargh said Hugh his blood starting to stir, his anatomy starting to twitch.

And better yet, the piggy winked at him, and turning around, wagged its piggy butt at him.

 

"That's it" said Hugh, "an invitation if ever I saw one, that pig is such a slut, no court would convict me for what is going to happen next.  If that piggy was not asking for it, it (she) should have worn a burkah.

 

Unzipping his pants & climbing into the piggy's sty, concentrating on fuxxing right.

He heard a dark voice behind him speak

And he looked round in a state of fright

 

He saw three faces, one man, some Macedonian brothers from the gutta.

They looked him up and down and they said to each otha.

 

"Hey, isn't that Hugh Jardon, the one who said so many smart arsed things about the real Macedonia, and now he has come visiting" (evil smiles)

Hugh prided himself on never learning peasant - but he got the message here very clearly

Yes, Hugh had run so far eastwards - guess where he ended up - Karma is such a bitch.

 

If Hugh possessed any intelligence above low level retard, he would have kept his mouth shut - or even said something inspired like he came all the way to beg forgiveness etc.

But sadly these were skills he never (in his whole life) learnt.

"Its not Macedonia its fyr......"

He was rudely interrupted "That's a juicy mouth Hugh there, lets fill it"

Rough peasant hands grabbed him, ripping his clothes off; twisting his ears

"squeal piggy" the hard voices said, "Squeal like a good little porker"

"Wheeeeeee, wheeeee" Hugh squealed.

He just knew some really bad stuff was going to go down soon - bad, but in some ways strangely exciting for him.

Censored

Censored

Censored

 

Hugh hurried back to the Old Age Home, sinking Pina Colada's (well he was rich - we know how he earned his money)

He heard a croaky old voice beside him say "would you like something hotter?"

It was Mistress Wendy Oldenandwrinkley again.

"My dear little douchbagget, you are walking like a cowboy"

"You know that cowboys make me HOT"

 

the story continues................

 

Billy wants to make some food for his dinner. Billy doesn’t know what to cook. Billy wants some cheese but he will have to cut it. Billy doesn’t like knives. Billys dad said he should ask his special psychic friend. Billys dad said ‘’That fucking slut handles a blade better than Gordon Ramsey the stupid cancerous whore’’. Billy will ask his psychic friend to cut his cheese.

 

[Flaco Jimenez]

If that piggy was not asking for it, it (she) should have worn a burkah.

 

I can't plus one this enough. 

[Panis]

I have the strangest boner.

[Dr Hugh Jardon]

I have the strangest boner.

 

Shame it didn't have meat on it and you could have had some free foodr

 

You won't see what i did there, the poor are usually very thick and nice to see you haven't rocked the stereotypical boat. 

[Panis]

Shame it didn't have meat on it and you could have had some free foodr

 

You won't see what i did there, the poor are usually very thick and nice to see you haven't rocked the stereotypical boat. 

 

I don't have to see it cuz you see me. I feed off your attention.

[Dr Hugh Jardon]

I can't plus one this enough. 

 

Why not unlike the like again? You can then tell everyone how you went in and out of a hookers 'post' and add a winky smiley. That way you can elaborate on it afterwards how it was at a coke party. 

[Dr Hugh Jardon]

I don't have to see it cuz you see me. I feed off your attention.

 

Shame it isn't a good square meal then. My attention would be enough for your family to finally get a good meal. 

[Panis]

Shame it isn't a good square meal then. My attention would be enough for your family to finally get a good meal. 

 

Yea there just isn't much value to your posts. Shame.