I believe that the Hugh Jardon Story would be even more popular as a musical.
To help out I have composed an introduction for this riviting, exciting tale.
I have the words but am having trouble with the music - it should be sad, uplifting, and funny - a bit like The Three Stooges music
This is my first effort (and probably the last one as well, because lets face it, who gives a stuff & wants to waste time on such a loser.
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Whenever you are badly failing
other posters mock you & hang you out to dry
When your poor old brain no longer agile
can't resist their stings & torments
but retreats to tower jokes & the infantile
Remember yet what turns you on so
not adults who with mocking comments laughs & gestures
tear to pieces your looks and mind & so
even sadly retarded children laugh at you & make you cry.
Don't worry gramps, there are always creatures, goats, sheep
and the odd piggies in their stye
They will always pretend that you are better
And things will get better bye & bye
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What do people think? Do you like it gramps??