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#1 BOUD1CCA

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Posted 22 January 2015 - 10:38 AM

I believe that the Hugh Jardon Story would be even more popular as a musical.

 

To help out I have composed an introduction for this riviting, exciting tale.

 

I have the words but am having trouble with the music - it should be sad, uplifting, and funny - a bit like The Three Stooges music

 

This is my first effort (and probably the last one as well, because lets face it, who gives a stuff & wants to waste time on such a loser.

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Whenever you are badly failing 

other posters mock you & hang you out to dry

When your poor old brain no longer agile

can't resist their stings & torments

but retreats to tower jokes & the infantile 

 

Remember yet what turns you on so

not adults who with  mocking comments laughs & gestures

tear to pieces your looks and mind & so

even sadly retarded children laugh at you & make you cry.

 

Don't worry gramps, there are always creatures, goats, sheep 

and the odd piggies in their stye

 

They will always pretend that you are better

And things will get better bye & bye

 

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What do people think?   Do you like it gramps??


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#2 Dr Hugh Jardon

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Posted 22 January 2015 - 10:41 AM

I believe that the Hugh Jardon Story would be even more popular as a musical.

 

To help out I have composed an introduction for this riviting, exciting tale.

 

I have the words but am having trouble with the music - it should be sad, uplifting, and funny - a bit like The Three Stooges music

 

This is my first effort (and probably the last one as well, because lets face it, who gives a stuff & wants to waste time on such a loser.

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Whenever you are badly failing 

other posters mock you & hang you out to dry

When your poor old brain no longer agile

can't resist their stings & torments

but retreats to tower jokes & the infantile 

 

Remember yet what turns you on so

not adults who with  mocking comments laughs & gestures

tear to pieces your looks and mind & so

even sadly retarded children laugh at you & make you cry.

 

Don't worry gramps, there are always creatures, goats, sheep 

and the odd piggies in their stye

 

They will always pretend that you are better

And things will get better bye & bye

 

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What do people think?   Do you like it gramps??

 

Billy's friend made a thread. Billys special friends in her head told her so. Billys friend wears jumpers even on hot days. Billys friend never wears short sleeves. Billy wonders why. So do we Billys friend. So do we.

 

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Posted 22 January 2015 - 10:45 AM

I believe that the Hugh Jardon Story would be even more popular as a musical.

 

To help out I have composed an introduction for this riviting, exciting tale.

 

I have the words but am having trouble with the music - it should be sad, uplifting, and funny - a bit like The Three Stooges music

 

This is my first effort (and probably the last one as well, because lets face it, who gives a stuff & wants to waste time on such a loser.

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Whenever you are badly failing 

other posters mock you & hang you out to dry

When your poor old brain no longer agile

can't resist their stings & torments

but retreats to tower jokes & the infantile 

 

Remember yet what turns you on so

not adults who with  mocking comments laughs & gestures

tear to pieces your looks and mind & so

even sadly retarded children laugh at you & make you cry.

 

Don't worry gramps, there are always creatures, goats, sheep 

and the odd piggies in their stye

 

They will always pretend that you are better

And things will get better bye & bye

 

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What do people think?   Do you like it gramps??

think you made him angry.  i guess he is keeping track of all the posts.  which means frying his brains is easy ;)


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#4 Dr Hugh Jardon

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Posted 22 January 2015 - 10:48 AM

think you made him angry.  i guess he is keeping track of all the posts.  which means frying his brains is easy ;)

 

Billy loves his friend. Billys friend has a love jacket. Billy likes the jacket that lets you hug yourself. Billy asked his mom for one. Billys mom gasped. Billys mom has enough hugs for Billy. Bill doesnt need a cuddle coat she said.

 

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#5 BOUD1CCA

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Posted 22 January 2015 - 10:49 AM

Krakken, he keeps files on all of this, then can quote from selected bits at a later date to "prove" whatever he hopes to prove.

And with the internet & all, there are actually people retarded enough to believe him.

 

How many gigabytes are these files by now gramps?



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Posted 22 January 2015 - 10:54 AM

Krakken, he keeps files on all of this, then can quote from selected bits at a later date to "prove" whatever he hopes to prove.

And with the internet & all, there are actually people retarded enough to believe him.

 

How many gigabytes are these files by now gramps?

 

Billy's friend isn't around much. Billy said her friend spends a lot of time in the bathroom with a razor. Billy noticed her legs and arms are already shaved. Billy said she needs a new razor as the one she uses seems to scratch her everywhere. Billy doesn't like seeing all those cuts. Billys friend won't stop shaving though. This makes Billy sad. And your friends mom and dad too Billy.

 

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Posted 22 January 2015 - 10:55 AM

Krakken, he keeps files on all of this, then can quote from selected bits at a later date to "prove" whatever he hopes to prove.

And with the internet & all, there are actually people retarded enough to believe him.

 

How many gigabytes are these files by now gramps?

 

 

that is sad what would be the word for sad old fat and ugly  .  i saw you ran him out of of australia so he will eventually quit.  who knows we may someday get a reward for chasing this pedo bear away from children.


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Posted 22 January 2015 - 10:58 AM

He has talked about quitting but I bet he won't.  he will just pretend to, start a new account & transfer all his assets to it, start of with a clean sheet.

 

I should do an article how to identify Huge Jardon's & other assorted predators of the internet.



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Posted 22 January 2015 - 11:02 AM

He has talked about quitting but I bet he won't.  he will just pretend to, start a new account & transfer all his assets to it, start of with a clean sheet.

 

I should do an article how to identify Huge Jardon's & other assorted predators of the internet.

 

Billys psychic friend is sad. Billy says she has been shouting very loudly at admins. Billy says they wont listen so his psychic friend shaves her arms. Billys psychic friend says she isnt bothered. So Billy is confused why she hurts herself.

 

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Posted 22 January 2015 - 11:05 AM

that is sad what would be the word for sad old fat and ugly  .  i saw you ran him out of of australia so he will eventually quit.  who knows we may someday get a reward for chasing this pedo bear away from children.

 

Billys psychic friend is back. Billy says she hears voices in her head. Billy says the voices are mean and tell her wrong things. This makes Billy happy she is back. But the voices make Billy sad. Billy says it takes two hands to type so she cant hold the razor anymore. But we know it wont be for long Billy. Not for long  :(

 

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Posted 22 January 2015 - 12:21 PM

Probably the only musical I would ever see. 


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Posted 22 January 2015 - 12:23 PM

Probably the only musical I would ever see. 

 

Not even trainspotting the musical? You could then watch the bit where the drug taking characters go onto a dead forum of a strategy game telling all about their exploits with hookers and coke...as cool kids do of course in real life. 


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Posted 22 January 2015 - 12:31 PM

some old person is starting to sound a bit cranky & yet envious here



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Posted 22 January 2015 - 12:33 PM

Someone needs a nap and a hug. 

 

Or a push out into traffic. 


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Posted 22 January 2015 - 12:33 PM

some old person is starting to sound a bit cranky & yet envious here

 

Billys psychic friend came back. Billy knows she can always play once she has calmed down and taken her medicine. Billys psychic friend got upset when Billy asked her about the tram tracks on her wrists. It seems like Billys psychic friend gets upset easily. Poor Billys psychic friend.

 

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Posted 22 January 2015 - 12:35 PM

Someone needs a nap and a hug. 

 

Or a push out into traffic. 

 

Billys cool friend Jimmy made f funny post. He disappears for a few minutes to take drugs and sleep with hookers. Billy doesn't think this is true. But Billy doesn't mind as long as Jimmy feels important about himself. Billy is a good friend.

 

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Posted 22 January 2015 - 12:37 PM

Its like scraping the very bottom of the with & humour barrel, it is sad, yet in its own way strangely hilarious.



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Posted 22 January 2015 - 12:42 PM

Its like scraping the very bottom of the with & humour barrel, it is sad, yet in its own way strangely hilarious.

 

Billys friend is wearing her jumper again. It seems she has had no luck with the admins. Billy can see the blood on her jumper. It seems the voices have been naughty to her again Billy havent they? Poor Billys psychic friend.

 

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Posted 22 January 2015 - 12:42 PM

The sad part is the retarded are of more use to society than the elderly. 


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Posted 22 January 2015 - 12:51 PM

That is sad but true.

But if someone is like gramps both elderly and retarded - well they cancel each other out - and there is a chance of salvation for them by spending gold to play online games.






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