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#61 Releasethe Krakken

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Posted 26 January 2015 - 02:26 PM

Sounds like a great way to ruin perfectly good peanut butter. 

.  louise is a bit of a fatty that is the only way to hold her in one place.  but i will buy the inexpensive Mexican kind.

 

SIR Enrico's Peanut butter *warning may not contain peanut butter.


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#62 Dr Hugh Jardon

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Posted 26 January 2015 - 02:29 PM

.  louise is a bit of a fatty that is the only way to hold her in one place.  but i will buy the inexpensive Mexican kind.

 

SIR Enrico's Peanut butter *warning may not contain peanut butter.

 

Billy started thinking about girls. Billy felt strange. Billys lap felt tingly. Do you know what Billy is experiencing?

 

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#63 Flaco Jimenez

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Posted 27 January 2015 - 02:08 AM

.  louise is a bit of a fatty that is the only way to hold her in one place.  but i will buy the inexpensive Mexican kind.

 

SIR Enrico's Peanut butter *warning may not contain peanut butter.

 

Sounds like this discount whiskey from Sierra Leone that comes in gallon plastic jugs like all fine whiskies. 

 

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#64 Dr Hugh Jardon

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Posted 27 January 2015 - 02:22 AM

Fucking hell back to Narnia we go and the fictional land of Jimmys BS...


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Posted 27 January 2015 - 08:31 AM

Sometimes I fantasize about Dio Brando, and by sometimes I mean all the time.
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#66 Dr Hugh Jardon

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Posted 27 January 2015 - 09:01 AM

Sometimes I fantasize about Dio Brando, and by sometimes I mean all the time.

 

A kid who claims to be a make believe, fantasy character....dreaming of another make believe fantasy character....I think there is medication for that....

 

 

We need an experts opinion...BOUD1CCA honey...you there?


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#67 Flaco Jimenez

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Posted 27 January 2015 - 11:02 PM

Sometimes I fantasize about Dio Brando, and by sometimes I mean all the time.

 

Who doesn't? 


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#68 Dio Eraclea

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Posted 27 January 2015 - 11:12 PM

Dio Brando is one Sexy Vampire, indeed.


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#69 Dr Hugh Jardon

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Posted 27 January 2015 - 11:19 PM

Who doesn't? 

 

Those hookers...mainly because they dont exist chubbs


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#70 Flaco Jimenez

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Posted 28 January 2015 - 12:05 AM

They prefer to be called escorts for legal reasons.  And yes they exist. Try Backpage. 


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Posted 28 January 2015 - 12:10 AM

They prefer to be called escorts for legal reasons.  And yes they exist. Try Backpage. 

Now that is almost like teaching your grandma to suck eggs.  Or in fact grandpa touchey to suck dicks.

 

He knows all the X rated sites flaco, he usually has a gold pass to all of them.



#72 Dr Hugh Jardon

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Posted 28 January 2015 - 12:15 AM

They prefer to be called escorts for legal reasons.  And yes they exist. Try Backpage. 

 

Can you fit into an escort? they are medium sized family cars...


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#73 Dr Hugh Jardon

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Posted 28 January 2015 - 12:17 AM

Now that is almost like teaching your grandma to suck eggs.  Or in fact grandpa touchey to suck dicks.

 

He knows all the X rated sites flaco, he usually has a gold pass to all of them.

 

Oh Louise...you so mad...fucking literally ^_^

 

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#74 Flaco Jimenez

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Posted 28 January 2015 - 01:45 AM

Why so mad today Uncle Touchy? 


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Posted 28 January 2015 - 03:03 AM

He is turning into a really cranky old fart 



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Posted 28 January 2015 - 05:33 AM

A kid who claims to be a make believe, fantasy character....dreaming of another make believe fantasy character....


Fantasy characterception.

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#77 Dr Hugh Jardon

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Posted 28 January 2015 - 08:54 AM

Why so mad today Uncle Touchy? 

 

Because you raided my fridge? :huh:


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#78 Dr Hugh Jardon

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Posted 28 January 2015 - 08:57 AM

He is turning into a really cranky old fart 

:lol: and its funny because no matter how cranky i ever get or have ever been in my life I have never kicked off and accused someone of hacking something because i can't access it :rolleyes: You must be a shop stopper when you can't open a jar....

 

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#79 Dr Hugh Jardon

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Posted 28 January 2015 - 08:59 AM

Fantasy characterception.

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We don't need to, you have less levels than a cottage. Edgy and erm....well away from the keyboard mommys little angel...until she goes do dinner then you're logged back in and edgy...seriously edgy.


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#80 BOUD1CCA

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Posted 28 January 2015 - 10:23 AM

For a while there he actually did not appear.  And I thought gosh he died, or had a stroke, or was booked into electroshock therapy & was indisposed for a while.

Maybe his poor old mind & body just cannot keep on here 24/7 like he has been doing.

 

And now he is back. Hey gramps

 

:lol: and its funny because no matter how cranky i ever get or have ever been in my life I have never kicked off and accused someone of hacking something because i can't access it :rolleyes: ....

 

 

Funny thing you seem to think that, but neither have I






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