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#101 Flaco Jimenez

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Posted 05 February 2015 - 12:10 PM

You failed to show how your serious business impacted your real life. So we can safely assume it didn't. So we are left with the logical conclusion that you are just an asshole who takes everything seriously. Even assuming this it does not explain why you are such a fagget. Let us delve deeper into this. 

 

I will attempt to understand your crude grunts and whistles you call language. You claim that Boud1cca hacked you? Or maybe she rejected your advances? Even so that does not explain your fascination with her posts. Maybe like all lower forms of life you throw your feces and bang on the ground when you want attention. 


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#102 Dr Hugh Jardon

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Posted 05 February 2015 - 12:12 PM

You failed to show how your serious business impacted your real life. So we can safely assume it didn't. So we are left with the logical conclusion that you are just an asshole who takes everything seriously. Even assuming this it does not explain why you are such a fagget. Let us delve deeper into this. 

 

I will attempt to understand your crude grunts and whistles you call language. You claim that Boud1cca hacked you? Or maybe she rejected your advances? Even so that does not explain your fascination with her posts. Maybe like all lower forms of life you throw your feces and bang on the ground when you want attention. 

 

We need some kind of fat detection device so when the porkers decide to take a break between struggling to breathe and filling their faces then we can be prepared. I dread to think the amount of dried spit and food on this fat fucks monitor as he is yelling while typing and still having a mouth full of food.


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#103 Dr Hugh Jardon

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Posted 05 February 2015 - 12:12 PM

Incoming blubber in 3...2...1....

 

This system seems good and predicted the oncoming blubber storm. Hmmm....


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#104 Flaco Jimenez

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Posted 05 February 2015 - 12:13 PM

This is your one chance to explain your faggetry. I don't speak gibberish so please use English. 


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#105 Dr Hugh Jardon

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Posted 05 February 2015 - 12:16 PM

This is your one chance to explain your faggetry. I don't speak gibberish so please use English. 

 

No, the system didn't work that time and we had a tsunami of fat wash down upon the thread. We need a reliable and trustworthy alert so we can vacate the thread while huge amounts of blubber and fat spill and crash upon the posts. Then after the fat has ebbed away it is safe to enter without being drowned in a days grease and digested fat food...which seeing Jimmys waist line is a huge amount. OH THE HUMANITY!


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#106 Flaco Jimenez

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Posted 05 February 2015 - 12:20 PM

So you have no explanation for your faggetry. Or perhaps you can't communicate with higher forms of life. 

 

Show me on this doll where the Internet hurt you Uncle Touchy. 

 

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#107 Dr Hugh Jardon

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Posted 05 February 2015 - 12:23 PM

So you have no explanation for your faggetry. Or perhaps you can't communicate with higher forms of life. 

 

Show me on this doll where the Internet hurt you Uncle Touchy. 

 

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Damn i didnt evacuate the thread and now I'm surrounded by a mound of blubber from Jimmy. Seriously we need some kind of alarm so we can know when Jimmy the Hutt is going to drown us in a tidal wave of his fat


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#108 Flaco Jimenez

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Posted 05 February 2015 - 12:28 PM

You are just full of feels. You remind me of a woman. 

 

Who put sand in your vagina Uncle Touchy? 

 

Let it all out bro. 


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#109 Dr Hugh Jardon

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Posted 05 February 2015 - 12:30 PM

You are just full of feels. You remind me of a woman. 

 

Who put sand in your vagina Uncle Touchy? 

 

Let it all out bro. 

 

 

Okay people I am elevating this thread to a maximum five star full on fat tsunami warning. Please do not post and await for the blubber threat levels to recede.

 

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#110 Dr Hugh Jardon

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Posted 05 February 2015 - 12:33 PM

The threat of this blubbers mound is still real people...incoming fat tsunami any second now...

 

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#111 Flaco Jimenez

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Posted 05 February 2015 - 12:34 PM

You are full on mad bro. 

 

Chill and let it all out. 


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#112 Flaco Jimenez

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Posted 05 February 2015 - 12:36 PM

ITT: Uncle Touchy has so many feels that all he can do is HURRRR DURRR. 


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#113 Dr Hugh Jardon

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Posted 05 February 2015 - 12:37 PM

You are full on mad bro. 

 

Chill and let it all out. 

 

IT WORKS :lol:

 

Okay, i might drop this warning down to four stars as Porky has been on the forums for 20 minutes and as you know...he will be due a feed. So four star fat tsunami warning, be on high alert bu there is a chance that Jabba will be receding.

 

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#114 Flaco Jimenez

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Posted 05 February 2015 - 12:41 PM

Let me try to communicate in your crude language. 

 

HURRR DURR 

 

/throws keyboard. 

 

Posts nonsense. 

 

Masturbates. 

 

Repeats the same nonsense. 

 

Masturbates. 


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#115 Dr Hugh Jardon

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Posted 05 February 2015 - 12:46 PM

I am raising this back to a five star full on threat of fat alert. Seems he has ordered in food so please be aware of the fat threat levels

 

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#116 Flaco Jimenez

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Posted 05 February 2015 - 12:50 PM

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#117 Dr Hugh Jardon

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Posted 05 February 2015 - 12:53 PM

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Damn Pizza Hut for delivering!!! Still calm down people this humungous mound of blubber will need to go for more food soon. Elevated threat still remains at five stars of a tsunami of fat wiping over this thread in the very near future.

 

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#118 Flaco Jimenez

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Posted 05 February 2015 - 12:57 PM

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Reminds me of someone. 


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#119 Dr Hugh Jardon

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Posted 05 February 2015 - 01:00 PM

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Reminds me of someone. 

 

Always remember people that the morbidly obese are people too, you may laugh when they are on jerry Springer getting the walls of their trailer removed so they can be winched to hospital (oh, btw did you enjoy your day out Jimmy?) but they have feelings too...covered in fat but still feelings.

 

Five stars people....be patient.

 

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#120 Flaco Jimenez

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Posted 05 February 2015 - 01:03 PM

I molest small children and animals.

 

 

I am shocked Uncle. 


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