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[Flaco Jimenez]

ITT: Uncle Touchy repeats the same fucking nonsense for the 1000th time. Maybe this time it will be funny.....

[Releasethe Krakken]

im still blocking you dr touchy mcfagget but sensed some female bleatings from your side,

 

 

was "claire" getting aggro again.

[Dr Hugh Jardon]

im still blocking you dr touchy mcfagget but sensed some female bleatings from your side,

 

 

was "claire" getting aggro again.

 

How high are you going to bounce the ball today Billy? Higher than your head??? Wow, good for you Billy. Good for you

 

[Flaco Jimenez]

We need more tolerance and love on the Internet and less stereotypes and hate. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fagget.  

[Dr Hugh Jardon]

We need more tolerance and love on the Internet and less stereotypes and hate. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fagget.  

 

Five star full on fat bastard threat people. When Jimmy goes for an expedition to his fridge we will lower the threat rate. Please be calm and remember the tsunami of blubber from Jimmy will eventually recede and wash away. Thank you for your patience.

 

Edited by Dr Hugh Jardon, 05 February 2015 - 02:52 PM.

[Flaco Jimenez]

[Dr Hugh Jardon]

 

Rapes a KFC bargain bucket? Well exhibit 'A' would be your huge ass which in itself would be incriminating. The fact the grease off your fingers and chicken skin located on your chin will no...ooooh there he goes he ate it...so the chicken skin evidence is no longer relevant. The size of your ass will convict you anyway

 

five star warning still in effect...

 

Edited by Dr Hugh Jardon, 05 February 2015 - 02:52 PM.

[Dr Hugh Jardon]

Jimmy is off on a feeding frenzy so I am lowering the threat of a fat tsunami of blubber to a four star threat...

 

Edited by Dr Hugh Jardon, 05 February 2015 - 02:52 PM.

[Dr Hugh Jardon]

TSUNAMI OF FAT ALERT PEOPLE. THE BLUBBER HAS RETURNED

 

Edited by Dr Hugh Jardon, 05 February 2015 - 02:53 PM.

[Dr Hugh Jardon]

Okay, Porky Pig has gone out for his next meal so I am lowering the obesity threat warning from five stars to three stars. Please be on alert but the threat of being drowned in Porky's huge mass of fat is less severe in this thread.

 

Edited by Dr Hugh Jardon, 05 February 2015 - 02:53 PM.

[Panis]

Autism C-C-C-COMBO breaker!

[Dr Hugh Jardon]

Autism C-C-C-COMBO breaker!

 

 

Remember we discussed you adding something to let us know when you're being funny? Could you do as we agreed please?

Well i should copy your lead and bitch and complain about a game i couldn't afford to play for five years then still log in just so i can bitch and look edgy...480 health recovery fucking hell...go on then I'll buy one of your lucky heathers

Edited by Dr Hugh Jardon, 05 February 2015 - 05:54 PM.

[Flaco Jimenez]

Also looking at these insults gives her away. 

 

None of them are very insulting or anything that a man would care about. 

 

Aunt Touchy is a chick. 

[Dr Hugh Jardon]

Also looking at these insults gives her away. 

 

None of them are very insulting or anything that a man would care about. 

 

Aunt Touchy is a chick. 

 

Please remain calm and rest assured as soon as Jimmy the Hutt has slowly waddled away we will lower the chunkiness threat level. We repeat we are at a five star full on alert for a fatnami style tidal wave of blubber and fat that could suffocate and envelop small people and animals. We appreciate your co-operation at this time.

 

[Flaco Jimenez]

You must be lonely Aunt Touchy. 

 

You talk to me when I am not even here. 

 

Poor old woman. 

[Dr Hugh Jardon]

This is me at a client meeting

 

 

How many meals we talking today Porky? Sorry...sorry i mean how many ''client meetings'' have you puffed, panted and waddled to today Porky Pig?

 

Still a five star threat to animals and small children of being smothered by Porkys huge mass of fat.

 

Edited by Dr Hugh Jardon, 05 February 2015 - 09:17 PM.

[Flaco Jimenez]

[Dr Hugh Jardon]

 

I can imagine the scratches on your monitor as you tried to eat the cat...feeding frenzies of obese people can be very scary. Speaking of which...good client meeting today?

 

 

Full on five star threat of a blubber avalanche people, so until Jimmy goes to his next 'client meeting' in 10 minutes please do not enter the thread for fear of being absorbed.

 

[Flaco Jimenez]

 

 

Hitler as my wingman. How awesome would that be? We could run over some Gypsies, homosexuals, and Jews. 

Edited by Flaco Jimenez, 06 February 2015 - 06:56 PM.

[Dr Hugh Jardon]

 

 

Hitler as my wingman. How awesome would that be? We could run over some Gypsies, homosexuals, and Jews. 

 

...or you could just eat them? Hitler already has the ovens and lets be honest there isn't much you don't shovel into your fat face already

 

 

Full on five star blubber warning people. The atmosphere has got fatter and an a increased warning is in operation.

 

Edited by Dr Hugh Jardon, 06 February 2015 - 08:09 PM.