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[Flaco Jimenez]

Uncle Touchy the closet racist.

 

Not so much in the closet.  

[Dr Hugh Jardon]

Not so much in the closet.  

 

You're so fat you were floating in the sea and Spain claimed you for the new world

 

[Panis]

Why the extra 'm' in the middle?

I'm stealing this to make fun of my mormon friends, with proper citations of course.

[Dr Hugh Jardon]

I'm stealing this to make fun of my mormon friends, with proper citations of course.

 

Stealing...lack of money...edginess...my God you gypsies really like being stereotypical

[Panis]

Stealing...lack of money...edginess...my God you gypsies really like being stereotypical

I know I feel like I'm in the middle of an action movie, or maybe just the mind of an autist.

[Dr Hugh Jardon]

I know I feel like I'm in the middle of an action movie, or maybe just the mind of an autist.

 

Or getting free wifi in a gypsy caravan?

[Panis]

Or getting free wifi in a gypsy caravan?

Is this pimp-my-ride? My caravan gets more ballin by the minute.

[Dr Hugh Jardon]

Is this pimp-my-ride? My caravan gets more ballin by the minute.

 

Takes money to pimp something out so you've been busted for bullshit right there

[BOUD1CCA]

Takes money to pimp something out so you've been busted for bullshit right there

Touchy, well he be an expert on pimpin fo shiz

[Dr Hugh Jardon]

WHO HACKED MY LAWNMOWER? WHO HACKED IT? YOU SNEAKY DISHONEST BITCHES I HATE YOU. I'M GOING TO CUT MYSELF...oh wait i don't own one...I NEVER SAID I DID OWN ONE. I NEVER ACCUSED ANYONE. LIARS. LIARS. I'M GOING TO CUT MYSELF

 

Serious business this not being able to log onto your account….

If only we could find someone who self harms, has been in and out of mental hospitals, claimed she was hacked because she forgot how to log on, accused someone, denied accusing someone, denied saying she was hacked at all, wrote an article saying she was hacked, admitted she accused someone of hacking her account, lied and said she apologised for it, then denied she ever accused anyone of hacking her account. ...but where are we going to find such a mental slag? Ahhhhh BOUD1CCA...

 

[Releasethe Krakken]

was he racist to me.  yo better stop that shite uncle touchy or my crew will demand i put a cap in your ass.  it being disrespectin for yo to go racist on this african.

[Dr Hugh Jardon]

was he racist to me.  yo better stop that shite uncle touchy or my crew will demand i put a cap in your ass.  it being disrespectin for yo to go racist on this african.

 

Billy wrote a story the other day. Billy was very proud. Billy deleted it though. Means boys upset Billy. Poor Billy.

 

[Releasethe Krakken]

[Dr Hugh Jardon]

 

Billy played in the sand. Billy pretended he was in a desert. Billy says sand tastes of cat poop. Better leave the lumps in the litter tray alone Billy

 

[Releasethe Krakken]

[Dr Hugh Jardon]

 

Billy is happy today. Billy says the sun is smiling. Billy can't wait to bounce his ball. Bounce it high Billy

 

[Releasethe Krakken]

[Dr Hugh Jardon]

 

Billy has a big ball. Billy can't bounce it that high. Billy says it's an egg from another ball. Billy its a rugby ball.

 

[Releasethe Krakken]

[Dr Hugh Jardon]

 

Billy doesn't like shoes. Billy says they rub. Billy likes socks. Billy says socks are shoes made from sheep. So they are Billy. So they are.