J. J. Urquiza aka "el capo de la C"
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Posted 13 August 2013 - 02:02 AM
Nothing can help me care about soccer. Oh, ‘it’s the most popular sport in the world.’ Probably because it’s cheap to play. It costs a ball. Once every four years, America pretends to care about it. And yes, I call it ‘soccer.’ Don’t correct me because I don’t care what they call it in other lands — I speak America.
Sorry world, we already have football and it’s way better. It’s supposed to be played by 300 pound men eight seconds at a time, not five-foot, six-inch fairies lightly jogging for three hours, or however long your game is…buy a scoreboard!
It’s hard for me to get into a sport that I mastered at the age of seven. Excuse me for not being able to get revved up for this corner kick that never works. Hooray! The game ends without a single goal. I want to kill myself when an NBA team doesn’t break a hundred. That’s because you don’t get a free taco.
Maybe there would be more scoring if they weren’t flopping all of the time. And hooligans, instead of killing players that screwed up, murder the ones that fall down crying because their toe got stepped on.
The only good thing about soccer is the movie “Ladybugs.” That’s a classic. Don’t try to re-do it, Hollywood. I love women’s soccer. It’s a beautiful game, and America is actually good at it. Probably because we’re the only country that allows women to wear shorts.
It’s nice to have an activity that terrorist countries can excel at. Enjoy your 15 minutes, Algeria. Then go back to being number one at car bombs. But just know that the only reason you’re beating us is because our best athletes are busy playing real sports. You think LeBron James might make an okay goalie? Oh, and good move, giving us Beckham ten years past his prime. That really panned out.
DUDE, SERIOUSLY, YOU WENT FULL RETARD!
-So you already have football? No you didn't already have football, the Europe already had football and you created a sport and put its name.
-You don't speak "america". You speak ENGLISH, a language that comes from Europe (which you hate so much).
-You brag about them being 300 pound men, but they can't play longer than 8 seconds... Yeah, strong men! I guess half of that weight is their equipment that makes it possible only for spoiled rich kids.
-Advicing football fans to kill players that screw up? great advice!
-You are the only country that allows women to wear shorts? We've got a saying in my country about this: "You can't see farther than your nose".
-As for basketball, it's great in Europe, and most countries are as good as USA in basketball.
-Your men are busy playing real sports? Like the american football in which they play for 8 seconds... Yeah real men. While the guys that play football stay on the pitch twice x 45 minutes.
-Beckham, nobody "gave" it to you, they bought him and he played extremely well.
Seriously man, I like american football, i LOVE USA, but your retardness makes me talk like this about it...
I'm a Chelsea FC fan, but in my country, I support Shkendija FC.
I also like Dortmund, Galatasaray and Atletico Madrid.
Edited by DonCurtis, 13 August 2013 - 02:08 AM.
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Posted 13 August 2013 - 04:53 AM
Dortmund, Tottenham, Manchester City & Utd, Bayern, R Madrid, Barca, PSG, Monaco, Juve, Napoli, Milan(AC), Chelsea.
Posted 13 August 2013 - 06:13 AM
seems like American are rejected here, because they are too stupid to know that football = sport with foot and play with ball.
my fav team:
- You'll Never Walk Alone - Liverpool
- National team: Brazil
team i support each country:
Spain: Real Madrid
Italy: Inter Milan
Germany: Who played against Bayern Munich
Netherland: Ajax >> PSV
Scotland: Celtics >> Rangers
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Posted 13 August 2013 - 07:22 AM
My favourite clubs are FK Vardar Skopje (Macedonia) and Arsenal
Posted 13 August 2013 - 07:31 AM
I started watching Real Madrid when I started watching football. Mainly because of the Brazilian Ronaldo. Been watching them ever since.
I also have a soft spot for Arsenal, mainly because I used to study and live in North London. I used to work there too as a bartender lol.
Posted 13 August 2013 - 07:44 AM
I don’t care what they call it in other lands — I speak America.
Sorry, Couldn't get passed this point
Posted 13 August 2013 - 01:36 PM
So share which is your favourite team.
Mine is Barcelona!
You are traitor! Why don't you support CSKA or Levski Sofia instead of Barça?
By the way, I am a proud supporter of Galatasaray from Istanbul.
Peace at Home, Peace in the World.
Posted 13 August 2013 - 07:13 PM
Since im from Sweden my favourite team is:
In Premier League:
In La Liga:
In Serie A:
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