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[Football] Favourite Team

Started by Dimow Brando , Aug 12 2013 02:34 PM

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#101 David Scorah

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Posted 20 January 2014 - 10:09 PM

Well my local football club is Ipswich Town F.C but i support Manchester United.

I do like some foreign football clubs like; Real Madrid, AC Milan and Borussia Dortmund.

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#102 David Scorah

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Posted 20 January 2014 - 10:19 PM

Nothing can help me care about soccer. Oh, ‘it’s the most popular sport in the world.’ Probably because it’s cheap to play. It costs a ball. Once every four years, America pretends to care about it. And yes, I call it ‘soccer.’ Don’t correct me because I don’t care what they call it in other lands — I speak America.

Sorry world, we already have football and it’s way better. It’s supposed to be played by 300 pound men eight seconds at a time, not five-foot, six-inch fairies lightly jogging for three hours, or however long your game is…buy a scoreboard!

It’s hard for me to get into a sport that I mastered at the age of seven. Excuse me for not being able to get revved up for this corner kick that never works. Hooray! The game ends without a single goal. I want to kill myself when an NBA team doesn’t break a hundred. That’s because you don’t get a free taco.

Maybe there would be more scoring if they weren’t flopping all of the time. And hooligans, instead of killing players that screwed up, murder the ones that fall down crying because their toe got stepped on.

The only good thing about soccer is the movie “Ladybugs.” That’s a classic. Don’t try to re-do it, Hollywood. I love women’s soccer. It’s a beautiful game, and America is actually good at it. Probably because we’re the only country that allows women to wear shorts.

It’s nice to have an activity that terrorist countries can excel at. Enjoy your 15 minutes, Algeria. Then go back to being number one at car bombs. But just know that the only reason you’re beating us is because our best athletes are busy playing real sports. You think LeBron James might make an okay goalie? Oh, and good move, giving us Beckham ten years past his prime. That really panned out.

Yeah it is cheap to play all you need is a ball (in africa i played a game against some Kenyans made out of socks) and two goals. That is part of the reason why it is so popular it gives people an escape from their troubles (maybe for only 90 minutes).

Football in England came around years before "American Football" and no you don't speak "America" you speak English, a legacy we left behind what your country and many others still speak today.

As for the 300 pound men, they would never last more than five minutes playing non-stop thats why they have to have a bgreak after every tackle (I do like American football though) Also i would love to make a case that football players are better athletes look at Cristiano Ronaldo for example and as for them 300 pound men i would like to see them go up againt Adebayo Akinfenwa without their armour on.

If you mastered Football at the age of seven you would have been signed by Barcelona and Real Madrid by now (doubt that you have).

Trust me you would not want to encourage holliganism either look up the rivalry between Galatasaray and Fenerbahce for instance.

Terrorism does not come nto football at all.

And Beckham may have been past his prime but he was still better than any of your internationals