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[Derphoof]

Intro Music

 

MAKE WAY, PEASANTS. The Alpha Pony has arrived.

 

I am:

 

-Self-Proclaimed Supreme Overlord of Canada and it's forums

-Most Glorious American Propagandist

-Troll, Extraordinaire.

-Crack Abuser

-Superior Statesman

-Native Speaker of the Admin-Sanctioned Superior English language

 

I have my own Pony Party as testament to my glory.

 

I am Derphoof and I am here for massive lulz. I am here to spread the glory of DIO and the word of the BRONY MASTER RACE. I am here to eat the babies of my enemies and collect my sacrificial offerings.

 

My power level is over 9000.

My hips don't lie.

I am 20% cooler than you could ever hope to be.

I will speak in my ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE.

 

Resistance to my will is futile.

 

All those who oppose it shall be sentenced to ONE MILLION YEARS DUNGEON.

 

I am your god now. Bring forward sacrifices to appease me.

Edited by Derphoof, 13 August 2013 - 04:34 AM.

[Paul Proteus]

I voted Best Pony, but I feel Best Pony was also a compelling option

[Othere]

What a sexy pony

[BadMax]

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[Elynea]

The choice is hard !

[Xenocryst]

Nice meeting you Derphoof! Feel the power of the Pony!

[Liquid Oxygen]

I EXPECT YOU TO ADD TO THE DIOISM THREAD. :3

[Derphoof]

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Edited by Derphoof, 12 August 2013 - 04:17 PM.

[Lockedo]

Oh no, ponies. 

[Derphoof]

Oh no, ponies. 

 

[Viarizi]

Bad Pony!

 

 

stop adding polls with wrong answers only!

 

xD

 

welcome

[Squantoo]

All hail, ze pony

[Embajad0r]

[Viridi]

I'm so glad those cartoon animals aren't popular in the eUK.

[rainy sunday]

Sup, Derp?
Best pony is best.
Also
You misspelled extraordinaire.

[Yakumo Chen]

I also like ponies, I really do, especially when one of them is mutilating another one for cupcake ingredient.

[BigAnt]

Welcome, Pony

[Derphoof]

Sup, Derp?
Best pony is best.
Also
You misspelled extraordinaire.

 

GAH! Thanks for the info!

 

I also like ponies, I really do, especially when one of them is mutilating another one for cupcake ingredient.

 

Oh god, that creepypasta is horrifyingly demented.

[Marinos98]

welcome

[Mister Y]

Welcome back.