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#1 Pertazeta

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Posted 29 June 2017 - 09:40 AM

Przepraszam, my name is Pertazeta.

 

I’m a 27 year old Japanese Husaria (Polish cavalry for you cudzoziemiecys). I make wódka and piwo in my laboratory, and spend my days perfecting my drink and playing superior Polish games. (Witcher series)

 

I train with my long lance every day, this superior weapon can pike clean through steel because it is polished over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my lance license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

 

I speak Polish fluently, both nasal vowels and the Silesian dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Polish history and their Sarmatian Szlachta code, which I follow 100%

 

When I get my Polish visa, I am moving to Warsaw to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture.

 

I hope I can become a game designer for CD Projekt RED or a distillery staff!

 

 

Wish me luck in Poland!


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#2 Zordacz

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Posted 29 June 2017 - 05:24 PM

Permanent visas are granted only after passing a simple test - pronouncing chrząszcz correctly.



#3 Flaco Jimenez

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Posted 30 June 2017 - 10:42 AM

Congratulations. 

 

I hope you can convince the Polish navy to take the screen doors off their submarines. 


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#4 Hades III

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Posted 30 June 2017 - 10:50 AM

Interesting facts about Poland:


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Posted 25 August 2017 - 04:29 PM

Przepraszam, my name is Pertazeta.

 

I’m a 27 year old Japanese Husaria (Polish cavalry for you cudzoziemiecys). I make wódka and piwo in my laboratory, and spend my days perfecting my drink and playing superior Polish games. (Witcher series)

 

I train with my long lance every day, this superior weapon can pike clean through steel because it is polished over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my lance license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

 

I speak Polish fluently, both nasal vowels and the Silesian dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Polish history and their Sarmatian Szlachta code, which I follow 100%

 

When I get my Polish visa, I am moving to Warsaw to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture.

 

I hope I can become a game designer for CD Projekt RED or a distillery staff!

 

 

Wish me luck in Poland!

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