Przepraszam, my name is Pertazeta.
I’m a 27 year old Japanese Husaria (Polish cavalry for you cudzoziemiecys). I make wódka and piwo in my laboratory, and spend my days perfecting my drink and playing superior Polish games. (Witcher series)
I train with my long lance every day, this superior weapon can pike clean through steel because it is polished over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my lance license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Polish fluently, both nasal vowels and the Silesian dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Polish history and their Sarmatian Szlachta code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Polish visa, I am moving to Warsaw to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture.
I hope I can become a game designer for CD Projekt RED or a distillery staff!
Wish me luck in Poland!