I'm in Illinois,USA. The MILITARY ORDER is 2 fight in Sloboda, Ukraine. "Fight-fight-fight, you SOB! This is the order of the day! This is what you MUST do! Don't be a pussy! Rush 2 Sloboda or be branded a coward forever!"...
"To fight you must travel there - it's ~20 bucks. Gimme. Give it now."
"Ooops, the fight has ended. There is NO fight at all. It's all resolved. Good bye & FU".
AND - I have just spent 20 bucks 4 nothing, stranded in the midst of nowhere, thank you very much.
Should I haul myself 2 some other battlefield? In aah... Australia, p'haps?
Are there any frequent flyer points now?..