Jump to content

  •     

Photo

The Reason To Play Erepublik!


  • Please log in to reply
8 replies to this topic

#1 raixenII

raixenII

    Newbie

  • Members
  • Pip
  • 1 posts

Posted 14 August 2013 - 01:36 PM

I've notice a lot of complaints about erepublik lately, with regard to their low functionality and limited combat options. But what players are forgetting is the main reason why Erepublik developers programmed this game. Erepublik was not designed to be a high functional game with a lot of things to do, as many claim. Instead Erepublik was designed to be played while downloading pornography.

Erepublik have roughly zero amount of combat interaction, thus making this game the perfect game to play while downloading massive amounts of hardcore pornography. Simply buy some gold, hit the attack button and minimize your window. Then sit back and enjoy amazing girl on girl action.

Because Erepublik takes from you so little time to be up dated, you can leisurely browse the erotic and pornographic fruits of the internet, without much concern over your citizen’s welfare. After a hard day when you run out of energy, go back to Erepublik, your citizen should still be alive and ready for more fights. This is what makes Erepublik so pleasurable and convenient. The ability to simultaneously watch girls have sex with each other and fights against the enemies of your country at the same time. I doubt any other game has such an elegantly designed system, and I applaud the Erepublik team for their foresight in crafting a game that I can play while playing with myself.

New political system? Who needs it? The quicker I destroy the enemy, the more time I have to watch my $%^&ies. Combat interactivity? Over-rated. I'd much rather interact with the girls writhing on my computer screen. Yes, Erepublik was created for the sole purpose of having fun while you stream hot porn directly to your computer. That is why we have a simple political system, the economy and the cosy journalism system.

I doubt that in any other game I get any time to watch porn while trying to conquest another country or to increase my strength and I bet other video games players haven't seen a single naked breast while figuring out what to do in their respective games.

It saddens me that many erepublik players don't take advantage of the main functionality of the game and are in fact lobbying for increased the interaction or more combat options, unnecessary frivolities that would only harm our pornography downloading efficiency. Instead, we should thank the fine programmers at Erepublik headquarters for crafting a game that is great to play with while watching all the pornographic industry.

 


  • ghishae, vasmegye and Demonaire like this

#2 ketoner

ketoner

    Newbie

  • Members
  • Pip
  • 2 posts

Posted 14 August 2013 - 01:47 PM

eat-popcorn-3D.gif



#3 Nelkosan

Nelkosan

    Advanced Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 103 posts
  • LocationSpain

Posted 14 August 2013 - 01:47 PM

/forum


kife.jpg


#4 Dimow Brando

Dimow Brando

    Advanced Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 131 posts
  • LocationHoly Empire of Pakistan

Posted 14 August 2013 - 01:56 PM

632.gif


DIO DIO DIO


#5 Binda33

Binda33

    Member

  • Members
  • PipPip
  • 13 posts
  • LocationAustralia

Posted 14 August 2013 - 02:01 PM

...and for browsing pictures of cats. Obviously. (for those of us not into girl on girl action)



#6 OrdainedLegend

OrdainedLegend

    Member

  • Members
  • PipPip
  • 13 posts

Posted 14 August 2013 - 02:21 PM

Mind = Blown 



#7 Sir Robin Ibz

Sir Robin Ibz

    Newbie

  • Members
  • Pip
  • 1 posts

Posted 14 August 2013 - 03:04 PM

Lol'd



#8 Demonaire

Demonaire

    Advanced Member

  • Members
  • PipPipPip
  • 334 posts

Posted 15 August 2013 - 12:18 AM

thats-the-evilest-thing-i-can-imagine-me


(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ FLIP THIS TABLE. ┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ) FLIP THAT TABLE. ┻━┻ ︵ \('0')/ ︵ ┻━┻ FLIP ALL THE TABLES
ಠ_ಠ Put. ಠ__ಠ The tables. ಠ___ಠ Back.
(╮°-°)╮┳━┳
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ NEVER!!!!!!!!!!


#9 van Spijck

van Spijck

    Newbie

  • Members
  • Pip
  • 5 posts

Posted 15 August 2013 - 03:46 AM

The guy is right! Never had this much "in between time" to search for interesting links!

LIke this one, the historical truth about SA; http://youtu.be/_G90ZNmfjYY Let's never forget! o7






0 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users