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[Flaco Jimenez]

That would be physically impossible as the other legs would keep you from walking and your ass would be hanging out. 

[Dr Hugh Jardon]

That would be physically impossible as the other legs would keep you from walking and your ass would be hanging out. 

 

You're so fat you have to use a lawn chair instead of a thigh master

 

[Flaco Jimenez]

Lawn chairs have no spring to offer resistance. So 1/10 

[Dr Hugh Jardon]

Lawn chairs have no spring to offer resistance. So 1/10 

 

You're so fat that if you caught a flesh eating disease it you would still take 5 years to die

 

[Flaco Jimenez]

You don't die from the bacteria, you die from infection. 

[Dr Hugh Jardon]

You don't die from the bacteria, you die from infection. 

 

You're so fat your soup bowls come with a life guard

 

[Flaco Jimenez]

That makes no sense. 

[Dr Hugh Jardon]

That makes no sense. 

 

You're so fat you buy your clothes from a local tent store

 

[Flaco Jimenez]

What the fuck is a tent store? 

[Dr Hugh Jardon]

You're so fat you deep fry your toothpaste

 

[Flaco Jimenez]

wat?

[Dr Hugh Jardon]

You're so fat your favourite food is thirds

 

[BOUD1CCA]

Please elaborate on your DIY sex doll experiences. 

 

 

Hey, where did you get a pic of Claire from Flaco??

Has Touchy been hiring her out again

I thought he only hired his retarded kids out.

 

I wonder what he does with all the money he gets (other than buying magic gold from Plato)

[Dr Hugh Jardon]

WHO HACKED MY ACCOUNT? WHO HACKED MY ACCOUNT YOU SNEAKY DISHONEST BITCHES. I HOPE YOU DIE I'M GOING TO CUT MYSELF...oh wait...i wasn't hacked...I NEVER SAID I WAS HACKED AND NEVER ACCUSED ANYONE. LIARS. LIARS. I'M GOING TO CUT MYSELF

 

Serious business this not being able to log onto your account….

If only we could find someone who self harms, has been in and out of mental hospitals, claimed she was hacked because she forgot how to log on, accused someone, denied accusing someone, denied saying she was hacked at all, wrote an article saying she was hacked, admitted she accused someone of hacking her account, lied and said she apologised for it, then denied she ever accused anyone of hacking her account. ...but where are we going to find such a mental slag? Ahhhhh BOUD1CCA...

 

[Dr Hugh Jardon]

Needs moar psychobitches with bar codes on her arms....

[BOUD1CCA]

Serious business this game of imaginary pixels. You have to play to win, even if it means you have to purchase heaps of gold from gypsies.  And even then, when you have purchased all that gold, other players treat you like a fool & a faggot.  It cannot be me, and it cannot be the gypsies because if I purchased something worthless that did not bring me ability & respect, what does that say about me?

Well it must be other peoples fault.  Like that BOUD1CCA woman

She hates me, she has always hated me her & all those other people - well I won't forget their disrespect, I will make them pay.  They all will pay. Don't people understand that I am an accomplished Troll? I mean if you Google Dr Hugh Jardon, all this important stuff comes up. Other people have not this level of comment about them - it obviously means I am Special (with a capital S)

 

If only we could find someone who self harms, like comes on to a forum & starts attacking people who have more intelligence & wit than I.  If I was less dim I would end up in and out of mental hospitals.

How about I post some crap now: "claimed she was hacked because she forgot how to log on, accused someone, denied accusing someone, denied saying she was hacked at all, wrote an article saying she was hacked, admitted she accused someone of hacking her account, lied and said she apologised for it, then denied she ever accused anyone of hacking her account"  

Did anybody understand this? I mean it makes sense to ME. ...

Now I wonder where my multi Claire is hiding? but where are we going to find where such a mental slag is hiding?

Ahhhhh BOUD1CCA, maybe you can tell me why everybody is laughing at me...

 

Oh by the way, this is my fav song, it was actually written about ME \o/  U all jealous huh 

https://www.youtube....h?v=hnzHtm1jhL4

 

[Dr Hugh Jardon]

 

 

WHO HACKED MY FISH TANK? WHO HACKED MY FISHTANK??? YOU SNEAKY DISHONEST BITCHES I HOPE YOU DIE. I'M GOING TO CUT MYSELF NOW...oh wait, i don't have any fish...I NEVER SAID I HAD A FISH TANK OR IT WAS HACKED. LIAR. LIARS. I'M GOING TO CUT MYSELF NOW

 

 

Serious business this not being able to log onto your account….

If only we could find someone who self harms, has been in and out of mental hospitals, claimed she was hacked because she forgot how to log on, accused someone, denied accusing someone, denied saying she was hacked at all, wrote an article saying she was hacked, admitted she accused someone of hacking her account, lied and said she apologised for it, then denied she ever accused anyone of hacking her account. ...but where are we going to find such a mental slag? Ahhhhh BOUD1CCA...

 

 

Needs moar psychobitches with bar codes on her arms....

 

This guy had it spot on

Edited by Dr Hugh Jardon, 10 February 2015 - 12:47 AM.

[BOUD1CCA]

Referring to yourself in the third person is definitely not a sane action.

You are projecting again Touchy.

And I notice you just did not copypaste my earlier comment re Claire.
But I got 3 emoticons. I guess you just forgot.
How about I do it for you

Edited by BOUD1CCA, 10 February 2015 - 05:38 AM.

[BOUD1CCA]

Please elaborate on your DIY sex doll experiences. 

 

 

There we are, sooo what about your DIY sex doll experiences?

 

I think we need the cat back to psychoanalyse you again

[Dr Hugh Jardon]

WHO HACKED MY DOG? WHO FUCKING HACKED MY DOG? YOU SNEAKY DISHONEST BITCHES. I HOPE YOU DIE. I'M GOING TO CUT MYSELF...oh wait I don't have a dog...I NEVER SAID I HAD A DOG YOU LIAR. I NEVER SAID YOU HACKED A DOG. LIARS. I'M GOING TO CUT MYSELF

 

Serious business this not being able to log onto your account….

If only we could find someone who self harms, has been in and out of mental hospitals, claimed she was hacked because she forgot how to log on, accused someone, denied accusing someone, denied saying she was hacked at all, wrote an article saying she was hacked, admitted she accused someone of hacking her account, lied and said she apologised for it, then denied she ever accused anyone of hacking her account. ...but where are we going to find such a mental slag? Ahhhhh BOUD1CCA...