MAKE WAY, PEASANTS. The Alpha Pony has arrived.
I have my own Pony Party as testament to my glory.
I am Derphoof and I am here for massive lulz. I am here to spread the glory of DIO and the word of the BRONY MASTER RACE. I am here to eat the babies of my enemies and collect my sacrificial offerings.
My power level is over 9000.
My hips don't lie.
I am 20% cooler than you could ever hope to be.
I will speak in my ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE.
Resistance to my will is futile.
All those who oppose it shall be sentenced to ONE MILLION YEARS DUNGEON.
I am your god now. Bring forward sacrifices to appease me.
Edited by Derphoof, 13 August 2013 - 04:34 AM.