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#1 Derphoof

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 04:10 PM

Intro Music

 

MAKE WAY, PEASANTS. The Alpha Pony has arrived.

 

I am:

 

-Self-Proclaimed Supreme Overlord of Canada and it's forums

-Most Glorious American Propagandist

-Troll, Extraordinaire.

-Crack Abuser

-Superior Statesman

-Native Speaker of the Admin-Sanctioned Superior English language

 

I have my own Pony Party as testament to my glory.

 

I am Derphoof and I am here for massive lulz. I am here to spread the glory of DIO and the word of the BRONY MASTER RACE. I am here to eat the babies of my enemies and collect my sacrificial offerings.

 

My power level is over 9000.

My hips don't lie.

I am 20% cooler than you could ever hope to be.

I will speak in my ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE.

 

Resistance to my will is futile.

 

All those who oppose it shall be sentenced to ONE MILLION YEARS DUNGEON.

 

I am your god now. Bring forward sacrifices to appease me.

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Edited by Derphoof, 13 August 2013 - 04:34 AM.

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#2 Paul Proteus

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 04:11 PM

I voted Best Pony, but I feel Best Pony was also a compelling option


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so it goes

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#3 Othere

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 04:11 PM

What a sexy pony



#4 BadMax

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 04:12 PM

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#5 Elynea

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 04:13 PM

The choice is hard !


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#6 Xenocryst

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 04:14 PM

Nice meeting you Derphoof! Feel the power of the Pony! :D


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#7 Liquid Oxygen

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 04:16 PM

I EXPECT YOU TO ADD TO THE DIOISM THREAD. :3



#8 Derphoof

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 04:16 PM

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#9 Lockedo

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 04:47 PM

Oh no, ponies.  :mellow:



#10 Derphoof

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 05:12 PM

Oh no, ponies.  :mellow:

 

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#11 Viarizi

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Posted 12 August 2013 - 06:09 PM

Bad Pony!

 

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stop adding polls with wrong answers only!

 

xD

 

welcome


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#12 Squantoo

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Posted 13 August 2013 - 12:41 AM

All hail, ze pony



#13 Embajad0r

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Posted 13 August 2013 - 01:05 AM

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#14 Viridi

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Posted 13 August 2013 - 02:11 AM

I'm so glad those cartoon animals aren't popular in the eUK.


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#15 rainy sunday

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Posted 13 August 2013 - 04:12 AM

Sup, Derp?
Best pony is best.
Also
You misspelled extraordinaire.

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#16 Yakumo Chen

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Posted 13 August 2013 - 04:27 AM

I also like ponies, I really do, especially when one of them is mutilating another one for cupcake ingredient.


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#17 BigAnt

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Posted 13 August 2013 - 04:38 AM

Welcome, Pony



#18 Derphoof

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Posted 13 August 2013 - 04:44 AM

Sup, Derp?
Best pony is best.
Also
You misspelled extraordinaire.

 

GAH! Thanks for the info!

 

I also like ponies, I really do, especially when one of them is mutilating another one for cupcake ingredient.

 

Oh god, that creepypasta is horrifyingly demented.


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#19 Marinos98

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Posted 13 August 2013 - 05:32 AM

welcome


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#20 Mister Y

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